Dear college,

You appear to have enrolled me at William Blue International Hotel Management School, rather than Billy Blue School of Graphic Arts.

Thanks, douchebags. I'm going to make this year a living hell for you.

Love and rainbows and chocolate bunnies,

Lauren

My glandular fever/mono has returned. My face is so very puffy, I feel insanely exhausted, and my neck is all lumpy and glandy. That pisses me off, but i'll be aight ( Read more... )

I love my hairdresser. She's kind of grumpy, which is great. I can't be the only person in the world who would rather sit in silence and look around the room than read/talk trash. My hairdresser just pouts and we occasionally share a joke. What a team ( Read more... )

I got some film developed today. Hover your mouse over the photos to get an explanation of what the hell is going on in them.


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Morgan took me out shopping today. I always thought that the girl was supposed to drag the guy around the shops and make him wait for her while she tried things on. Not the case today. He bought a pair of jeans, two t-shirts and a jumper... and he kept asking my opinion about things. Plus he took so long trying things on. And I had to hold his bags ( Read more... )

My keyboard clutch arrived today:


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It’s senseless to apply for a job when you're leaving the country in two weeks, right ( Read more... )

As you can see, I am currently lacking in the pants ideas department. Swanky design can blow me ( Read more... )

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