"A recent analysis of the Bible found no fewer than ninety-seven jokes, riddles and puns ( Read more... )

*sigh* Bored at work once again with yet another massive stack of work to do. I can't wait for saturday.....

OI! Konami! You listening?
I'd like to bring your attention to a so called game of yours. This one:

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"The Polish Ikea in Warsaw is the deadliest Ikea store on earth, with over 17 deaths in the 7 years since it opened."

So, jah, gonna see Clerks 2 tonight. It shall rawk.

That is all.

I have some I was taking saturday night. All will be in the gallery titled "A view from a drunken Andrew" HAHA!

Yet another quote from Gullible.info:

" Scientists do not know how, when, or where cheese was first invented."

Enjoy and use freely.

I now have an iPod direct input to my car stereo. It charges my iPod and feeds music to my car stereo. I'm in music nirvana.

I had a very disturbing dream last night. It has gotten me to thinking about alot of things. I may be using quite a few LJ posts for a personal introspection. Comments will either be screened or disabled, depending on the subject matter. I will write more about it later.

Oh...and the dream was about my school life 4th-6th grade. It's a time I don't ( Read more... )

Anybody under the age of 11 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the nineties just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!"

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" (now ( Read more... )