Comments | neoteny: Amusing myself for 99 cents only

neoteny

Amusing myself for 99 cents only

Feb 14, 2007 09:23

While in the 99 cent store this weekend I noticed that they now sell pregnancy tests of the pee-on-a-stick variety. I couldn't resist, so I bought one to give to my 5 months pregnant sister. (Extra hilarity credit - the test is called "Be Certain".) Verdict: success! That covers true-positive - any volunteers for true-negative ( Read more... )

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dazed1 February 14 2007, 17:37:07 UTC

you know, I'm pretty sure you're not pregnant...did you try it yourself?

neoteny February 14 2007, 19:05:51 UTC

I only bought one, and sharing didn't seem appropriate...

electricia February 14 2007, 17:37:58 UTC

I'll do it!

Although it would not be so funny if I took it and found out I was pregnant.

radiantsun February 14 2007, 17:50:21 UTC

Pee on it yourself for a true negative dude!

Doh resipisco February 14 2007, 18:02:41 UTC

We've been pumping him full of chorionic gonadotropin just so he'll test false positive.

Re: Doh neoteny February 14 2007, 19:02:14 UTC

Or it could tell me I have testicular cancer...

madbard February 14 2007, 18:56:16 UTC

Just don't use the 99 cent condoms.

8bitnintendo February 14 2007, 19:22:55 UTC

Was this at any particular 99 cent store, or do you think I could find them at all of them? I'm detecting an excellent post-Valentine's Day gift for all my friends!

Plus, I can establish whether they true-negative.

neoteny February 14 2007, 20:43:46 UTC

Heh, I say do it.

I saw them at the '99 Cents Only' store in Clairemont Towne Square. That may be the closest one to you anyway, but it does seem like all of their branches carry the same stock.