don't you just hate it whe those pesky stars just sms you all the time? I mean seriously? This one time I was getting, like these really paranoid messages, and it turns out it was Madonna. So I like had to call her up and say, "Bitch, you leave me alone, or I'm gonna, like, bitch slap you", 'n' stuff. And this other time Shirley Manson had to stay over at my place and she just wouldn't get her hands of my sweet sugar daddy, so I had to bitch slap her too. Then this other time, I was like, fucking Hilary Clinton and Monica Lewinski, and then like David Bowie and Lou Reed broke down the door, and dragged me to this car, while Monica and Hillary were crying, and in this car, right, was Iggy Pop, he was like, em, driving 'n' stuff, and they took me to this remote location and they said, "We are going to rape you now Michael to suck all you creative energy out of your various orifices", and I was like "Oh yeah bitch? You just try that and I'll really bitch slap you". So they stepped up and I kicked their ugly bisexual asses cause they
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well im not THAT lucky you know!i've only met ebm bands heh :P
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I'm guessing that you meant VNV nation right?:Pp
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yeah VNV.. :P
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