It's fucking priceless!nepheliumAugust 10 2004, 11:58:32 UTC
"Pornography exists everywhere, of course, but when it comes into societies in which it's difficult for young men and women to get together and do what young men and women often like doing, it satisfies a more general need."
Rushdie's promoting masturbation? But why? Indians need no prodding in such matters...most of us are experts at masturbation as opposed to real sex with real people.
"While doing so, it sometimes becomes a kind of standard- bearer for freedom, even civilisation."
you know, as a kid usually you wanted the ice cream right away, so you take one out of the freezer and put yer lips on it. then you realize that's a bad idea cuz they're stuck on it. so, you try "free" your lips and learn your lesson.
Re: Thank you Mr. Reality...dubaiwallaAugust 10 2004, 17:46:30 UTC
I'd like to review porn for a living. Now that's an amazing job. I think it'd be like testing chocolate for a living. It sounds amazing, and even is... at first, or in small doses. But you would soon get sick of it, and grow to loathe it.
Re: Thank you Mr. Reality...wasteboyAugust 10 2004, 21:20:03 UTC
fuck that, i want to be the dude that makes up porn movie titles.
consider the following modern-day haiku porn titles:
*clears throat, ahem, ahem*
o driving into miss daisy o shaving ryan's privates o there's something about mary's ass (and the sequel, there's something about mary's vagina, and so on).
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Rushdie's promoting masturbation? But why? Indians need no prodding in such matters...most of us are experts at masturbation as opposed to real sex with real people.
"While doing so, it sometimes becomes a kind of standard- bearer for freedom, even civilisation."
No comments...just LOL
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just something to think about *uh-hum*
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to her, it's paying the rent :-D
and for the brain damaged sluts that have sex with horses and dogs, it's paying the rent and/or scoring their next crack hit.
ah, porn.
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(it kinda kills it).
I've found my calling, I'd like to review porn for a living. Now that's an amazing job.
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I think it'd be like testing chocolate for a living. It sounds amazing, and even is... at first, or in small doses. But you would soon get sick of it, and grow to loathe it.
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consider the following modern-day haiku porn titles:
*clears throat, ahem, ahem*
o driving into miss daisy
o shaving ryan's privates
o there's something about mary's ass (and the sequel, there's something about mary's vagina, and so on).
to name a few.
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