so it's not so much that i'm sick again, as it is that i'm staying sick. i think my renal system caved in to the power of what the fuck ever is living in seattle's disgusting tap water. i can't tell if i have a fever because the thermometer's battery died. it never worked right anyway cuz it's a $2 piece of shit from cvs. i decided to see what i
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At least it wasn't the public toilets owing you child support.
Must be the warm Seattle water.
I mean there was this midget in the circus who committed suicide, but the investigation proved he was murdered by the costume maker. The only clue was the sawdust on the floor. See the dress maker hemmed in the midgets clothes every few weeks, and sawed down the table legs by a half inch every so often. All in an attempt to make the midget think he was growing. If he grew, he would loose his job with the circus. So he killed himself.
Now I'm thinking you're washing your bras in warm water.
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