Trippin' out

[neppu_shippu]

Oh god, I think I'm lost. Like Masaki. Maybe I AM Masaki.

I hope I don't find any humans. Or mice. Or... hu-mice. Are they all the same thing? MAYBE THEY ARE I DON'T KNOW.

Duo once you can talk again you have to give me more of that stuff.

[[As you may have inferred from the contents of the post, Kuro is currently high on catnip. Have fun, etc

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[sobershipcapt]

...You're one of Masaki's cats, aren't you? I remember you from the Vietnam mission.

[neppu_shippu]

What's a Vietnam?

[sobershipcapt]

...It's a country in southeast Asia. What, you don't remember?

[neppu_shippu]

Can you eat it?

[space_heart_boy]

*Quatre is walking along and comes across the high Kuro. He kneels down and puts a hand out to try and pet her.*

Hi there kitty. What are you doing here?

[neppu_shippu]

What are YOU doing here, mouse?

[space_heart_boy]

*recognizes the cat's voice from previous missions.*

Oh, it's one of Masaki's cats. I'm on my way to the cafeteria.

Mouse? Why did you call me a mouse when you know what humans are?

[neppu_shippu]

Now hang on. Is it mice that eat cats, or is it cats that eat mice? I can't remember.

[other_heim_girl]

What's a cat doing here...? Oh, it's even got a big, cute bow!

Here, kitty! *Sochie takes a piece of her sandwich and waves it* Look~!

[neppu_shippu]

OH MY GOD A TALKING SANDWICH.

[other_heim_girl]

What? What?

*Startled by OH MY GOD A TALKING CAT, Sochie drops the entire sandwich and looks around frantically.*

Who's there?!

[neppu_shippu]

STAND BACK, MA'AM. THAT SANDWICH IS DANGEROUS.

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[guren_dances]

[guren_dances]

…So there really are talking cats.

Am I really not imagining this?

[neppu_shippu]

You're definitely imagining it.

Please don't stop. I don't want to disappear.

[guren_dances]

I might not be imagining, you know. Someone told me that there were talking cats around.

[duo_death_god]

Kuro thank god I found you!
You need to take this bell *Gives Kuro a little bell* and give it to the one armed man! He's somewhere on the base!

HURRY! TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!

[neppu_shippu]

OH MY GOD A TALKING BELL.

[duo_death_god]

Yes! That's why it's so important! Don't trust anyone with four legs and fur, do you understand? ANYONE!

[neppu_shippu]

THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE SITUATION.