I ganked this from lipstickgirl_2 but you know I can't post a list without commentary.

Place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not.

Things you have done during your lifetime:

(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
( ) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
(x) Been on a plane
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I try not to post too much when I'm feeling sarcastic and snarky. But I have to say I am feeling particularly so recently.

In the past month I've visited the Witchvox website a few times and I am almost always amused by some of the way people describe themselves in the listings. Like the guy who is a store clerk but he wants you to know that he's ( Read more... )

You Speak British Slang
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Got this off valknott. I'm no Objectivist, but I'm also not surprised by the result:


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Very annoying ( Read more... )

You need to see this:

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It's a rainy mess today. All day rain. Bleah.

I took my laundry over to the clean and shiny laundrymat today. Even though it costs more--$7.15 instead of $3.75--I get done faster and have a table to sit at while I'm waiting.

And there's an attendant all the time, which is really not all that important, except it could explain why the place stays ( Read more... )

If you could have an Orgasmatron implanted... would you?

Hmmm... It would make it damn hard to work, it would. Price tag's a little steep. Vibrators are much cheaper.

It was a bad, bad pain day, bad enough that I left work a little early, came straight home and took a nap ( Read more... )

You Are the Third Eye Chakra
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