Back from having my ass kicked by snowboarding. I cannot feel 70% of my body...which is actually the good news, because the parts I can feel are in PAIN to the EXTREME MAX
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IDK why, but I feel like the whole world rediscovered Subway in these past six months. I went maybe four years without touching it (probz because of over indulging in high school), but I'll be damned if those turkey sandwiches aren't delicious ...
FOUR YEARS?! You are a strong person. I don't think I started loving subway until after I graduated, but WHO CAN SAY NO TO A 210 CALORIE MEAL?! Not this girl!
Oh man, I've never had the Turkey, but that seems to be the one that people would kill for.
well I am such a creature of habit, I feel like I had a sandwich every day through high school I maxed out eventually (see: Sun Chips, Pita Chips, carrot sticks for more obsessive examples). BUT, after thoroughly cleansing my palette I CANNOT RESIST THE TOASTY ALLURE.
the turkey is delish, but so many of my friends prefer the veggie delight as well. so who knows what's up.
Although, is snowboarding much harder than skiing? Everybody tells me it is, but I don't know, skiing for me was SO BAD lol. Its the kind of pain where you tumble down a mountain thirteen times and get up each time like "oh, that wasn't so bad lol" but then the next morning EVERY SINGLE PART OF YOUR BODY IS DYING A SLOW AND AGONIZING DEATH.
Does Japan Subways have a slogan like "five dollar foot looongs" in Japanese? Because I feel like I wouldn't be half as addicted to the place if it wasn't for that jingle playing in my head every time I try to walk past.
GIRL OH HELL NO I KNOW YOU AINT TRYING TO STEAL MY WORST SKIER EVER TITLE. I've torn down fences, skidded on my ass into a parking lot, and this one time I slammed feet-first into a fence whose spaces where actually smaller than my legs but somehow both my legs got trapped between the bars and I couldn't get out. They stopped the ski lift temporarily (I pushed the fence into blocking the line) but then after they realized that I was for real stuck and people really wanted to get on the skilift, they dragged me and the fence a few feet (my ass left a nice trail in the snow) and they worked on freeing me while dozens of people who were on line for the skilift plus random passers by, including a group of maybe 20 little Japanese toddlers on a group holiday (all of whom skiid better than me) watched on in horror and amusement. SO BASICALLY IM DONE WITH THAT SHIT LOL
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HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god...I'm laughing so hard...and it HURTS my body...but I can't stop...HAHAHAHAHA.
Those might just be the best ski stories. EVAR. Especially the one with the 20 Japanese tourists kids. Every story is made better if Japanese tourists are involved.
when i lived in CT, my parents signed me up for ski bus religiously. little did they know they were paying for me to go sit in a lodge and eat chicken fingers for four hours straight every friday.
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IDK why, but I feel like the whole world rediscovered Subway in these past six months. I went maybe four years without touching it (probz because of over indulging in high school), but I'll be damned if those turkey sandwiches aren't delicious ...
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Oh man, I've never had the Turkey, but that seems to be the one that people would kill for.
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the turkey is delish, but so many of my friends prefer the veggie delight as well. so who knows what's up.
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It's just more fun when things make no sense. Y/Y?
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Although, is snowboarding much harder than skiing? Everybody tells me it is, but I don't know, skiing for me was SO BAD lol. Its the kind of pain where you tumble down a mountain thirteen times and get up each time like "oh, that wasn't so bad lol" but then the next morning EVERY SINGLE PART OF YOUR BODY IS DYING A SLOW AND AGONIZING DEATH.
Does Japan Subways have a slogan like "five dollar foot looongs" in Japanese? Because I feel like I wouldn't be half as addicted to the place if it wasn't for that jingle playing in my head every time I try to walk past.
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Those might just be the best ski stories. EVAR. Especially the one with the 20 Japanese tourists kids. Every story is made better if Japanese tourists are involved.
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I SUCK. MAYJAH. *BOWS TO YOU*
when i lived in CT, my parents signed me up for ski bus religiously. little did they know they were paying for me to go sit in a lodge and eat chicken fingers for four hours straight every friday.
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Chicken >>> Skiing (Merlin influence? Maybe.)
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