"In fact, every computer that I've touched has somehow managed to die a miserable death."
you are not laying a finger on my computer! *shifty eyes*
"I reached into my purse and and when I took my hand out, it was greasy. There was butter all over my purse. I will discontinue it. "
that reminds me of the time when i had a banana in my bookbag for some reason and i managed to squish it to oblivion with various books. and i only found out when i was reaching in the bookbag to grab a book and noticed something moist on my hands and a distinct rotten banana smell.
"I talked about nonexistant vaginal bumps while my mom was in the room where my sister was on Skype."
I reached into my backpack and realized that felt a bit of pain. And I reached in again to see what it was and there was pain again. So I looked inside and found that I had cut myself with a razor blade. Not a complete razor. No. That would have been silly. Just the blade. Remember that time we bought the cheapest razors available and shaved in Steve Magnusen's car? Yeah, good times.
I reached into my purse and and when I took my hand out, it was greasy. There was butter all over my purse. I will discontinue it. The reminds me of the hot day last summer when I left chocolate covered raisins that I had stolen from Golden Corral in my sexy purse and I didn't noticed that they'd melted and I reached in and pulled something out and it was covered in sticky brown goop. Took me a while to establish that it was merely chocolate. Took me ten times as long to get rid of all that damned melted chocolate.
I talked about nonexistant vaginal bumps while my mom was in the room where my sister was on Skype.It's ok, you don't have to lie. We all
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you are not laying a finger on my computer! *shifty eyes*
"I reached into my purse and and when I took my hand out, it was greasy. There was butter all over my purse. I will discontinue it. "
that reminds me of the time when i had a banana in my bookbag for some reason and i managed to squish it to oblivion with various books. and i only found out when i was reaching in the bookbag to grab a book and noticed something moist on my hands and a distinct rotten banana smell.
"I talked about nonexistant vaginal bumps while my mom was in the room where my sister was on Skype."
nonexistant? yeah.. that's what they all say. ^.
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Remember that time we bought the cheapest razors available and shaved in Steve Magnusen's car? Yeah, good times.
I reached into my purse and and when I took my hand out, it was greasy. There was butter all over my purse. I will discontinue it.
The reminds me of the hot day last summer when I left chocolate covered raisins that I had stolen from Golden Corral in my sexy purse and I didn't noticed that they'd melted and I reached in and pulled something out and it was covered in sticky brown goop. Took me a while to establish that it was merely chocolate. Took me ten times as long to get rid of all that damned melted chocolate.
I talked about nonexistant vaginal bumps while my mom was in the room where my sister was on Skype.It's ok, you don't have to lie. We all ( ... )
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In a beautiful Freudian slip, I said "me" instead of "mean". Gah.
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Jasna... you're adorable.
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