Dear Diary,

[neptunesubmerge]

Today, one of my cats recieved a birthday card in the mail.

It's weird because her birthday isn't in January!

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[roboticonograph]

I laughed at this for a length of time that was probably disproportionate to the event, but highly satisfying. Thanks.

[neptunesubmerge]

Let me see if I can top it:

Upon recieving the card, my mother and I then had a lenghty conversation trying to justify it. We estimate the cat in question was born in October or November--maybe there was a backlog of mail? Maybe she was confused with our other cat, when is his birthday? Could it be January? Hmm..probably more like March.

[saria]

Awwww! That's still so adorable, LMAO.

[neptunesubmerge]

The inside of the card says, "Your Feline Fun Has Just Begun!" The outside says "Happy Birthday!" And it was addressed to Junebug. She doesn't know how to read.

[saria]

aegsrhtdfyg LMAO WHAT EVEN. Maybe you were supposed to read it to her?

[neptunesubmerge]

She doesn't understand English. She's a cat!

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[anonymous]

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