Hey you, yeah you the unicorn in the coner. You smell like urine.

[nerdhouse]

Ha cha cha cha. I got off work early today since I have to work next week like as if I were some labor law breaking boss and a new age judge just sentenced me to work a week at the hours I used to force on my employees. That is some sweat shop bullshit

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[angiewarhol]

my cat likes to fetch but he doesn't bring back.
he likes the socks on my laundry basket and i always find stray socks in the living room.