SOMEONE PLEASE RIP MY OVARIES OUT AND MASSAGE THEM, PLZZZZ

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the food at prom tomorrow better be better than last years
mwhahaha

dear jessica rawson;
work was fun today.
goodday

and hannah riley needs someone to do her hurr

ben comperry and dallas need to stop coming into kroger and just staring at the beer hoping someone will buy it for them.

and garlic bread and cherry vanilla dr pepper and batman and robin and karma and domino and mister and milo and jakob and no waffle house and yes kroger and yes summer school and no you and yes melt banana and no no no and yes tilly and the wall and yes of montreal and no no no no hella and no to you and hi d and hi hi d and hi d but not d the ( Read more... )

ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A JOB BEING A CASHIER[USUALLY WE HIRE GIRLS FOR THIS] OR A SACKER[AND BOYS FOR THIS], APPLY AT THE KROGER ON FAIRMONT.
about ten people just quit in the last six days;
we're DESPERATE
BUT
if you're a fag or a bitch or a hoe, need not apply.

i saddled up my pony right
and rode into the ghostly night
it was wide, wide open, wide, wide open

i left the only home i knew
i stayed alive and i found you
now I take you where the water's deep
and make the air you breathe so sweet

but is it not enough to be complete? please?
let me give you everything you need, please?

and i love you, mirah.