the adventure!

[nerdy350]

i woke up on the floor with my knees scraped up and a little cut on the inside of my mouth. i guess i passed out while trying to eat a noodle and tried to break the fall with my face. my dad heard the clatter and ran to see if i was dead. i was just confused, so he helped me up and sat me in this other chair where i proceeded to sweat heavily,

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[_thewiretap]

yeah your cheeks better not get puffy.
otherwise i won't be seen with you in public.
just kidding, i'm not like that!
and ew, i did not actually help you pee...
ha your dad totally shoved me into the bathroom.

[_thewiretap]

and i decided to get my hair cut
like nates....
:x
so if i end up with semi-wavy hair with partial bangs
you cannot get mad,
or i'll hit your swollen cheeks.

[imatank]

hope you have better luck with the teeth then i did

[_thewiretap]

THIS IS ALEXIS
NOT KIRSTIN
CRAZY PANTS.