Testimonial from a satisfied customerbrother5of5September 8 2006, 04:08:22 UTC
Before Nature Valley Butter, I had touble getting close to anyone. I also was afraid of the future. I used to dream that robots would come from space and fill my mouth with scorpions. I didn't know where to turn! Then one of my friends told me about NVB...
AND LOOK AT ME KNOW
*Shots of me playing tennis and laughing with others at fancy soirees*
Now when those robots come with their scorpians, I'll just drop kick them right in the kidney. For that is their weak spot you know.
BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, CALL NOW!
*More shots of me swimming and riding horses while a marquee scrolls across the bottom with the phone number and a narrator reads all the side affects all new fantastically awesome, life-changing new products are bound to have. Stupid sexy surgeon general*
HAHA THANK YOU NATURE VALLEY BUTTER!!! YOU ARE THE NATUREST VALLEYEST BUTTERY DELICIOUSNESS EVER TO BUTTER UP A VALLEY IN NATURE THIS SIDE OF THE RIO GRANDE!!!!
Re: Testimonial from a satisfied customerohlove_myloveSeptember 8 2006, 23:04:43 UTC
hahah!!
voted: best comment ever recieve in 2006.
that's the one thing i left out, too. So you're right on top of things! you should help me think up movie ideas. I want to enter in the film festival this year.
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i mean....nature valley butter.
haha
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why would i sell something that people wouldn't like??
so does that mean you'll try it on fruit and s'mores?
yessss...hooked another one.
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gimme some nature valley goodness ;D
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COMIN' RIGHT UPPP!%!#
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AND LOOK AT ME KNOW
*Shots of me playing tennis and laughing with others at fancy soirees*
Now when those robots come with their scorpians, I'll just drop kick them right in the kidney. For that is their weak spot you know.
BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, CALL NOW!
*More shots of me swimming and riding horses while a marquee scrolls across the bottom with the phone number and a narrator reads all the side affects all new fantastically awesome, life-changing new products are bound to have. Stupid sexy surgeon general*
HAHA THANK YOU NATURE VALLEY BUTTER!!! YOU ARE THE NATUREST VALLEYEST BUTTERY DELICIOUSNESS EVER TO BUTTER UP A VALLEY IN NATURE THIS SIDE OF THE RIO GRANDE!!!!
*Thumbs up aaaaaaaaaand fade to black*
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voted: best comment ever recieve in 2006.
that's the one thing i left out, too. So you're right on top of things!
you should help me think up movie ideas. I want to enter in the film festival this year.
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and all the ones i get i'm keeping for MYSELF!!!!
ALL MINE BWAHAHAHAHA ROFLOLMAO™
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