i was catching up with an old friend today, and i mentioned the last breakup:
"yeah, he told me he met someone hotter and that was the end."

"he met someone hotter?  where's she from?  hell?"

ah, i love that kid.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6805063692754011230

at first i laughed, and then i got really depressed.

here's how much i like my life right now.  i woke up a little before the alarm today.  this never happens.  my body never decides, "I'm all done sleeping now," unless it's been sleeping for a whole lot of hours.  12, for example.  but today i just woke up and felt strangely good for six thirty a.m.   i went to a session with a kid, then i had a ( Read more... )

i just noticed the bottoms of my feet are dirty (i walked around a lot outside in flip flops today).  my first reaction?  "it's ok, i live in berkeley."

chucknorrisfacts.com

[19:19] SganPJFNM: whaaasssuupppppp ( Read more... )

anne:  goodnight, maximillian

max:  goodnight, anneofatleastathousand

i was walking penny around downtown berkeley this morning, on the same street where a homeless woman recently called me a fat ass, and a man (maybe homeless?) said, "hello, gorgeous."  i assumed he was talking to penny.  since i instantly love anyone who is nice to penny, i smiled at him.  then he said, "i like your curves ( Read more... )

anne: At age 80, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

get your death prediction:
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Julia is very excited that she can sit on my couch "no hands."