bobby ate jesus: i miss having a best friend ( Read more... )

i am in love with meredith gieger.

dear diary,

I THINK I MAY HAVE JUST EATEN TWO OF THE CALIFORNIA RASINS IN A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWITCH I JUST ATE

oh no no god no oh my god

HOW COULD GOD LET THIS HAPPEN?

fuck you.
signed, bobby

im never going to be able to go on the real world because im not pretty enough. all the other girls have DD's and actually shave their legs. just because i cant' afford a razor doesn't mean i'm a hairy beast!!

p.s. i got a haircut today, pictures if your lucky.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/curlsdeluxe/ is tyler, add him, niggas.

tonight was amazing. theres just something about the christmas parade and almost everyone in polk county going to one location that gets me moist. with juices of joy ( Read more... )

bobby ate jesus: what do you want for christmas?
tttttttyler: i dont know
tttttttyler: i might not get anything becasue of my grades
tttttttyler: but that has nothing to do with jesus

stephan challenged me to an art competition. it works like this: we selected an image, and used photoshop 7 to make it look cool, no new images. so anyways, here are the results:

( weeeeeee )

dear family:
i put laxatives in the stuffing.

that'll show them.

anyways, i dont have alot to be thankful for but the things i do have mean the world to me. familys always get pissy-er when they're together. example: my dad wakes me up this morning and is freaking out because my tv is unhooked.. so what does he do? yells at me extensively until i ( Read more... )

now i know how joan of arc felt, as the flames rose to her nose, and her walkman began to melt.