I will fill a pillowcase with bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you.

[nervous_heart]

I'm bored. It's hot. These things are always accurate.

Taken from xo_taradactyl

1. Get an iPod or mp3 player with the shuffle option.
2. Put on shuffle.
3. Press forward for every question.
4. Use the song title as your answer, no matter how ridiculous it may sound.

Opening credits?
The Queen and I - Gym Class Heroes

The first scene at a high school?
The Devil's Workday - Modest Mouse

When you start liking this girl/guy?
Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson (Aw! Such a cute and perfect song!)

During the date?
Time and Time Again - Counting Crows

During the kiss?
I'll Keep Your Secrets - Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Later on when you get married?
Spread - Outkast LOL

During the honeymoon?
All Hands Against His Own - Black Keys Perfect band for this moment. So hot.

During the fight?
Here and There - Econoline Crush

When you realize you you want them back?
Hypnotize - Audioslave

Birth of your first child?
Not a Virgin - Poe Oh. Shit. Just died of LOLZ.

Bringing your child to kindergarten?
Rhythm and Blues Alibi - Gomez

At your child's graduation?
A Modern Myth - 30 Seconds To Mars

At your child's wedding?
I Have You To Thank - Gavin DeGraw

Birth of your grandchild?
House of Leaves - Poe

When your lover becomes sick?
Death in the Family - Sparta ...Nice. Real Nice.

When they die?
12.23.95 - Jimmy Eat World

When you become sick?
Space Intro - Steve Miller Band

When you die?
Let's Talk About Sex - Salt n' Peppa YES. THIS IS PERFECT. PLEASE ROCK OUT TO THAT SHIT.

Ending credits?
Think About You - LFO How anticlimactic. FAIL.

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