I get this message from a bookseller in Germany today and I'm supposed to figure out what they mean.

Habe gerade, Mi.9 Uhr, die CD beim Postamt Recklinghausen eingeworfen. Viel Spaß Micha

Google translates it to...

I just Mi.9 clock, smashed the CD at a post office Recklinghausen. Enjoy Micah

Wtf?

I got my bathtub halfway full and my phone dove into it. Email me for a day or two, I've gotta dry this sucker out.

Earlier today I was entering text into one of those boxes that websites use to determine whether or not you're a robot, and the fuzzy text that I was supposed to be translating spelled "Choicer kunt". I'm SO PISSED at myself for not getting a screen shot of that.

Kristen and Charles got an X-mas tree and now our living room smells all piny fresh. I'm wondering how long it be before one of the cats knocks it over.

Today we got an email at work from one of our customers saying that they knew a family that had a kid with terminal cancer, and that the family was going to celebrate Christmas early because they weren't sure if the kid was going to make it to December. They said that the little boy, who is 5, really wanted Christmas cards and that they were ( Read more... )

Whoever is behind Daylight Savings time is a complete asshole. I don't need it to be light outside at 6am when I wake up to pee. However it would be AWESOME if I could leave work at 5:30 and soak up at least enough sunlight to prevent rickets. What the hell? Does this actually benefit anyone? November/December are notoriously the worst months ( Read more... )

Well the madness that is Fright Town is over for another year, and I might finally be able to get some sleep and reconnect with my poor, neglected cat. We got awesome reviews this year! Check out the write up in the Mercury, it's pretty awesome ( Read more... )

I took out my lip piercings on Friday, and so far the only people that have noticed are Kirk and Chris from Fright Town (probably cause he's been airbrushing monster makeup on me for weeks now). It feels weird. Like when you get your braces off and your teeth feel all slimy... that's how my lip feels right now. I guess I just realized that I was ( Read more... )

I just choked on a lemon seed in my tea, and I coughed so hard I actually threw up ( Read more... )

I fell flat on my butt last night while roughhousing outside the bar with Eric and Oliver. It feels like I bruised/fractured my tailbone. Dang ( Read more... )