Find the busiest bathroom you can. Enter a stall. Sit. Pause. Then pull out the cushion and let it rip. A good 3 second rip. Maybe stomp a foot after and give your best embarrassed "Oh my!"
If there's anyone in a stall next to you, ask them if they heard that. "Did you hear that?!" Then you can ask her if she can guess what you ate for lunch.
She may not want to guess, but it's really not that important. At this point you should already be peeing because what's left to be anxious about anyway?
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Do you have a whoopee cushion?
Find the busiest bathroom you can. Enter a stall. Sit. Pause. Then pull out the cushion and let it rip. A good 3 second rip. Maybe stomp a foot after and give your best embarrassed "Oh my!"
If there's anyone in a stall next to you, ask them if they heard that. "Did you hear that?!" Then you can ask her if she can guess what you ate for lunch.
She may not want to guess, but it's really not that important. At this point you should already be peeing because what's left to be anxious about anyway?
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You're such a boy.
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i can pee standing up
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