Why do I have so many forms of social networking?

[nessismore]

 I have facebook, twitter, tumblr, this thing. I still have (but never use) a myspace and a xanga. I suppose this is my way of trying to connect to the universe by way of the Internet. I put myself out there and hope something sticks because nothing seems to be working in the real world. So Internet, here I am

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[jade_sabre_301]

YOU STICK TO ME
LIKE GLUE
LIKE GLUE ON A PIECE OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER
WHICH IS THEN ATTACHED TO ANOTHER, DIFFERENTLY-COLORED PIECE OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER
BUT WITH GOOD GLUE, I MEAN, NOT THOSE CHEAP FIVE-CENT GLUE STICKS THAT FALL APART

THIS IS LIKE, THE KIND OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER BELONGING TO SOME KID WHOSE MOM HAS TOO MUCH MONEY AND LAMINATES THEIR PROJECT SO THEY CAN SAVE IT FOREVER

YEAH

WE'RE LAMINATED TOGETHER

:-D

[nessismore]

And this is why I love you.