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the ones marked x i have never done
(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(_) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(x) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fistfight
(x) I never had a threesome
(x) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never have been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(x) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(x) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(x) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(x) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(_) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(_) I've never broken any bones.
(_) I've never had my writing published.
(x) I have never bungee jumped
(_) I've never fought for my life.
(x) I never have been scuba diving
(_) I never did karaoke
(x) I never...had cyber sex
(x) I've never been a vegetarian
(_) I've never attended college
(_) I have never had a surprise party thrown for me.
(_) I have never been bowling
(x) I have never broken into a house
(_) I have never passed out drunk
(x) I've never fired a gun
(x) I've never fired a gun in anger
(x) I've never ridden in a hot air balloon
(x) I've never been South Australia
(_) I've never dated someone on my friends list
(_) I've never been on a date
(x) I never posted nude pictures of myself on the internet
(_) I never have had sex with someone the night I met them
(_) I've never been invited to bed by a friend.
(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(_) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(x) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fistfight
(x) I never had a threesome
(x) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never have been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(x) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(x) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(x) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(x) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(_) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(_) I've never broken any bones.
(_) I've never had my writing published.
(x) I have never bungee jumped
(_) I've never fought for my life.
(x) I never have been scuba diving
(_) I never did karaoke
(x) I never...had cyber sex
(x) I've never been a vegetarian
(_) I've never attended college
(_) I have never had a surprise party thrown for me.
(_) I have never been bowling
(x) I have never broken into a house
(_) I have never passed out drunk
(x) I've never fired a gun
(x) I've never fired a gun in anger
(x) I've never ridden in a hot air balloon
(x) I've never been South Australia
(_) I've never dated someone on my friends list
(_) I've never been on a date
(x) I never posted nude pictures of myself on the internet
(_) I never have had sex with someone the night I met them
(_) I've never been invited to bed by a friend.