....[He pauses, thinking of what's been happening with Watanuki, and the fact that his hollow is getting stronger and stronger. Now, he knows telling Milk about his problems is a bad idea, but...maybe if he plays his cards right, he could turn her and Watanuki against each other.]
Ichigo Kurosaki | BleachnoprotectionApril 10 2011, 20:24:09 UTC
[Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to Ichigo. Now back at your man. Now back to Ichigo. Luckily for you, he isn't Ichigo. But if he was a pervert who acted friendly and nice but was a selfish, cowardly dick underneath the facade, he'd basically be Ichigo.
Oh, and he'd have to be ashamed of his hair color, too, and be a slow learner, not to mention guilty of killing his mother to save his own life. All in all, you're better off with the man you've got. But he's going to do his best to convince you he's better.]
Daniel Chroma | Original Character | I HAVE NO ICONS FOR THIScuttlefidgetApril 10 2011, 20:32:08 UTC
[This is the biggest asshole you have ever seen. He purposefully unhelpful, snide, rude, obnoxiously loud, and worst of all? He hates animals. Especially sea-life.
This may possibly be because not too long ago his genes got mixed up with those of a stupid smelly fish.
[With great power comes great responsibility? Pffff. Yeah, right. This kid is probably the most irresponsible jackass you've ever met. Ever since he was bitten by that radioactive spider, he's essentially become a high-school dropout. Who needs science and geometry when you've got fucking spider-powers? And when his old pal, Eddie Brock, let him sneak a peek at their fathers' Venom symbiote? Pete couldn't help buy snag it for himself. With great power comes great infamy. And right now? Spider-Man is the most infamous menace in all New York.
So, Danny boy, you'll be running into this snot-nosed brat. He wears a black hoodie, baggy pants, and his hair's looking pretty wild. He bumps past Daniel, shoving roughly.]
[Woah woah woah. You did not just shove him and insult him. Daniel is a pirate, Peter. He has a gun, and you're going to find yourself being grabbed by the shoulder and spun around so you can get an intimate view down its barrel.]
[You know how usually Loki is a skinny little fuck?
Well, this one is built.
You know how usually Loki is sharp, cunning and full of lies?
Well, this one is brutally honest, and a bit of an idiot.
You know how usually Loki is selfish, cowardly and traitorous?
This one's a bona-fide hero, out to protect the weak and fight the good fight. He's got his work cut out for him: the Aesir are all dishonorable, deceitful backstabbers. A GOD OF TRUTH AND ORDER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.]
[Oh Loki, such a hero. This lady here is practically swooning at your heroism. NOt that she's anywhere bold enough to say anything, mind you. So she'll lurk around hoping that he notices her.
After all, just imagine what she could do with that sort of a god on her side?]
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...I've been better.
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Oh, and he'd have to be ashamed of his hair color, too, and be a slow learner, not to mention guilty of killing his mother to save his own life. All in all, you're better off with the man you've got. But he's going to do his best to convince you he's better.]
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Hey, sexy.
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Hey babe. How's it goin'?
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This may possibly be because not too long ago his genes got mixed up with those of a stupid smelly fish.
And by stupid smelly fish I mean a vampire squid.]
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So, Danny boy, you'll be running into this snot-nosed brat. He wears a black hoodie, baggy pants, and his hair's looking pretty wild. He bumps past Daniel, shoving roughly.]
Out of the way, you tool.
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What did you just call me?
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You heard me, you fuckin' tool.
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Just the mornings paper.
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Well, this one is built.
You know how usually Loki is sharp, cunning and full of lies?
Well, this one is brutally honest, and a bit of an idiot.
You know how usually Loki is selfish, cowardly and traitorous?
This one's a bona-fide hero, out to protect the weak and fight the good fight. He's got his work cut out for him: the Aesir are all dishonorable, deceitful backstabbers. A GOD OF TRUTH AND ORDER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.]
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After all, just imagine what she could do with that sort of a god on her side?]
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Are you all right?
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Oh! Me? Yes, yes I'm fine, I'm so sorry to bother you, I just...
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