And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.

It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Loudy cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we ( Read more... )

DMN YOU JOBS, MUST YOU BE SO HARD TO FIND

You know those shows where people call in and vote on different issues? Did you ever notice there's always like 18% "I don't know!" It costs 90 cents to call up and vote, and they're voting "I don't know!" You might hear a couple talking, one of the two saying, "Honey, I feel very strongly about this. Give me the phone. (Saying Into phone) "I don't ( Read more... )

Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.

I knew i should have went shopping. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
i have nothing to eat and its like 2 in the morning
i got to wake up early and run adn the get out on the water
then all this other crap
why cant every day be a good day
maybe i should stop being such a lil bitch
........ yeah im sick of my shit
i might have to kick my ass
my mouth is dry

I've been so bored lately i'm going out of my mind, i cant decide what i want to do. i think im going to travel for a while, like 3 years...........or maybe not ( Read more... )