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A free and independent press is essential to the health of a functioning democracy. It serves to inform the voting public on matters relevant to its well-being. Why they've stopped doing that is a mystery. I mean, 300 camera crews outside a courthouse to see what Kobe Bryant is wearing when the judge sets his hearing date, while false information ( Read more... ) -
I was cool in High School, What happend?
Let's face it, nobody wants to die, least of all me. Thankfully I have achieved the immortality of King of Being Late. Whereas if you are reading this you are probably not a Being Late king or any kind of king (excluding of course, "Kevin the Great," Snowball King) . My point is, the wolf of Oblivion will soon be lapping his Eternal Tongue at your ( Read more... ) -
Same as it ever was
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
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If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Prince of Weasels", because then I could go up and bite people and they would turn around and go, "What the-?" And then they would recognize me, and go, "Oh, it's you, the Prince of Weasels." -
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Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.
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