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neuroticalson

Entry 001 // Video

May 03, 2011 00:21

...Dad? Bro?

[He's silent for a moment, as if expecting an answer.]

Where the fuck are you guys? Where the fuck is this? [He hasn't bothered to do any poking around of his own. He prefers to just be given the information he asks for.]

I, uh, sustained some injuries, so - [A few seconds of silence, and then a sigh of relief.]Or I guess I didn't ( Read more... )

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[video] feels_no_love May 3 2011, 13:06:51 UTC

[Vlad is at his desk in vest and shirtsleeves, a raven-feather quill pen in his hand and a fire in the small hearth in the background.]

They don't pay attention to threats around here, my young friend, but you do get to keep the communications-machine.

This is neither Hell nor Heaven, though you can find scraps of each if you look well enough. You did die, however. We all did.

[video] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 17:41:04 UTC

Wow, what are you supposed to be? [And that's about all the energy he has for making fun of Vlad right now.]

And I don't really feel dead right now. I feel pretty fucking great, actually. And I haven't heard of any sort of afterlife that involves chatting on fancy phones with random people.

[video] feels_no_love May 3 2011, 20:07:58 UTC

"A Voivode who is rapidly becoming bored. And neither did I until it happened to me.

"Piece of advice; make a thorough exploration of your environs before you dismiss this place or jump to any conclusions. I spent a night and a half assuming I was in Hell and it was completely unnecessary."

[video] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 20:14:41 UTC

I'll look around, I guess. Find whoever's in charge. I got something to show him.

[He reaches into his pocket for his knife. And then his other one. And then back to the first one again.]

...Okay. Well, someone fucking robbed me. Do you happen to know anyone here who makes a habit of stealing?

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[Audio] expectremorse May 3 2011, 16:44:05 UTC

Pretty big threat.

[Hoffman sounds slightly amused]

[Audio] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 17:38:53 UTC

You know it. So where's the door?

[Audio] expectremorse May 3 2011, 17:41:28 UTC

The door to your room?.. [because that should be plainly obvious] Or the door to the boat itself?

[Audio] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 17:43:41 UTC

The door out of here, man. Hold up, are you saying we're on a fucking boat?

[He mumbles something along the lines of 'what the hell did I do last night'.]

Well, who's the guy that can dock this shit back up so I can go home? I'm not interested in a cruise.

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[voice] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 17:38:00 UTC

What, you mean did they spike my drink or cause the injuries? No to the last one. Maybe to the first one.

And yeah, it is pretty interesting, actually. So I'd like to get back to it as soon as possible.

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[voice] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 18:22:25 UTC

Oh, no, I was referring to whoever's in charge of this place. I'm not gonna kill my dad, duh.

I can do shit on my own, but I've got an external source I can call up if I don't get my way. Actually, they've probably been called up already if dad notices I'm gone. And what is it with all you people and this death crap? You seriously saying that the afterlife is some mediocre cruise ship?

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