Entry 002 // Video

[neuroticalson]

[He looks significantly less disheveled than when he first arrived.]Alright, so now that some people have given me the gist of this place I think it's time for a proper introduction

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[breakmychest]

[...Spike can't help but like this guy's attitude. He's completely opposed to organ spreading, of course, but if he'd been killed a little earlier, this is probably how he'd have reacted to the whole deal.]

Once upon a time, I'd have agreed with you.

[neuroticalson]

So, what's it that you agree with now?

[breakmychest]

A man can change.

[neuroticalson]

Can? Sure. But he doesn't always want to.

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[expectremorse]

[Jesus H. Christ this kid.]

You're a fucking idiot.

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[neuroticalson]

I'm so glad you've known me long enough to make an accurate judgment about me.

Oh, wait.

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[expectremorse]

Do you have any idea how often people make death threats?

use your head.

[he's trying to help, really.]

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[neuroticalson]

I make one a couple times a day, probably. Thing is, it doesn't lose impact as long as you actually follow up.

[gotgreenmagic]

This speech wasn't original the first sixty times I heard it, cupcake. You're not special, nobody is intimidated, enjoy your eternity here.

[neuroticalson]

Babe, it is so much more fun for me when no one takes my warnings seriously.

[gotgreenmagic]

Duh, it is impossible to take your warnings seriously because a) nobody could do anything about it even if they wanted to and b) nobody stays dead here for more than three or four hours anyway. You go ahead and spill all the organs you want, in the long term all it'll do is tick off the cleaning crew.

[neuroticalson]

I don't care if they stay dead. Unless nobody feels pain here, either.

[ifightfor]

Noted.

[neuroticalson]

Thanks.

[strangehstorian]

Welcome to the Barge, Slick. I'm afraid we can't return your weapon or let you leave, but violence will not be tolerated here.

[neuroticalson]

Oh, well, I guess I'll just stop, then.

You sure told me.

[strangehstorian]

[Just a little smile. :> Ain't even mad.]

[neuroticalson]

...In case that biting sarcasm went over your head:

I'm not actually stopping.