Damn right she did. And considering I saved the world, I'd say I'm bloody close to making it up. [No, he's not close and he knows it. He'll never make up what he's done no matter how many people he saves.]
Yeah, you're a saint. And I couldn't give you details if I wanted. I've killed more humans than most people ever meet. There aren't many that stick out.
I stole a silver cow-creamer from Sir Watkyn Bassett once so my Uncle Tom could add it to his silver collection. Uncle Tom was planning to buy it from the silver shop, but Sir Watkyn got to it first. They have a bit of a competition, you see.
Kept a woman tied up in a variety of ways; I know several techniques, in fact. She wasn't my first love, mind you. My... employer gave me a room all my own for when I wanted a romantic getaway.
I regret nothing. Society, on the other hand, might consider it a crime. [DUH FRANKLIN ITS KINDA WHY YOU'RE HERE.]
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[...and this guy's a warden.]
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Oh well, I'm a pretty great guy and am willing to overlook that if you wanna give me some entertaining details.
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Yeah, you're a saint. And I couldn't give you details if I wanted. I've killed more humans than most people ever meet. There aren't many that stick out.
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...Did you have a favorite moment?
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What did I win?
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You're an inmate, right? I mean, it was silver.
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Also, mostly just hurt and kill nasty things.
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I regret nothing. Society, on the other hand, might consider it a crime. [DUH FRANKLIN ITS KINDA WHY YOU'RE HERE.]
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