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[neuroxin]

I measure the amount of porn I have in units of libraries of congress.

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[modnar]

*snerk* Library of congress. Heh, I get it.

Okay, maybe that's amusing me a bit too much.

[neuroxin]

it amused the crap out of me too jeff :) i think we were the only two who were amused though. i put it on facebook twitter and lj and as far as i can tell you were the only person as amused by it as i was. Such a waste too cause if everyone got it they'd laugh their asses off.

[modnar]

I tried it on a few other people and all I got was the Internetual equivalent of a blank stare. There's something seriously wrong with people.

[neuroxin]

There was this old IBM commercial in the 90s where Avery Brooks (Captain Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) was talking about kilobytes, megabytes, gigabytes and terabytes and how much the library of congress added up to when reduced to one of those, as if it were a unit of measurement. It's really too obscure a reference for me to use but i was amused. I honestly have almost a terabyte a porn but that's just because i haven't deleted any since like 2002.

[mahka42]

why am i not spending my downtime while kelly's at work at your place?

[miker_red]

If I knew that you had such a large collection, maybe I should have checked it out. :P