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Mar 21, 2009 11:06


Test for predisposition to Astral projections, lucid dreams and out of body experiences
Astral Projection:
31%
Out-of-Body-Experience:
14%
Lucid Dreams:
100%
Congratulations! You have already experienced an astral projection. It may have been long ago, but your parameters are quite enough to repeat the experience. You are not sufficiently linked ( Read more... )

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seth_death March 21 2009, 00:21:17 UTC
this goes on our resumes, or in the cover letter?

Test for predisposition to Astral projections, lucid dreams and out of body experiences
Astral Projection:
45%
Out-of-Body-Experience:
21%
Lucid Dreams:
100%

Congratulations! You've been out of your body at will, and if it is not a result of special training, you have an in-born capacity to journey to the astral plane. With your capacities you won't find it difficult to master the methodologies of healing, operating bioenergetics, clairvoyance, etc. Develop them and you'll reach considerable results!

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neutralrobotboy March 21 2009, 00:32:54 UTC
depends on the job naturally. if you're applying to be an out-of-bodyizer, i wouldn't bother until 100% sure amy's not in the running:
http://toeknuckles.livejournal.com/224455.html

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toeknuckles March 21 2009, 04:08:03 UTC
it would appear that at 102%, i probably spend more time out of my body than in it. which would explain its unkempt, sort of abandoned ramshackle appearance, i suppose.

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