Fanfic: Phoenix Wright Kinkmeme Fic
So hey, I hope everyone had a nice Valentine's Day! I spent the day hanging out with a bunch of friends (two couples, one single) in the city. The leader of the group insisted we all wear red or pink in celebration of the day, so results were...magenta, to say the least. I had a good time, though. We saw Jumper, which was...eh. It seemed like it should have been a little more interesting, somehow. You watched it for the cool teleport effects, Samuel L. Jackson slamming dudes with an electro-mag rod of some sort, and Rachel Bilson, but whatever was supposed to be there to make people interested? It wasn't there.
But then I like to pick apart movies, so y'know. I could be overthinking things.
Anyway, uhh...yeah. A few days ago, my router up and died - a tad confusing, considering it's been running fine since we got it - so screencap adventures will not be possible until that's fixed. Sorry. I swear, every time a new term of university looms, my computer has an aneurysm and doesn't recover until school is over. Believe me, that's as fun as it sounds.
So, in lieu of pictures of videogames, I'm gonna post all of my Phoenix Wright Kinkmeme fic! Or, well...all of the stuff on Part 3, anyway. The Part 2 stuff will be forthcoming.
These fics range from cutesy fluffy-wuffy fluff to some pretty hardkorr smut, so...be prepared. Even I didn't know I was capable of writing this stuff until I wrote it. :B
Untitled: Edgeworth and Lana, living together.
Untitled: Phoenix/Maya, frottage.
Untitled: Edgeworth/Maya/Nick threesome.
Untitled: Phoenix/Maya bottom fondling
Untitled: Phoenix/Edgeworth; Phoenix can't get it up
EG: Makeouts, Sexin': Ema/Maya, making out
This Friday on the WB...: Matt/Juan. With tentacles.
Panic! At The Courthouse: Giant courtroom party!
The Defense Requires A Recess!: Ema/Phoenix; Ema initiating, slow removal of clothes, and exhibitionism.
Scientifically Spanking: Ema/Gant; Ema tops
Resignation: Gant/Lana dubcon
The Tale of Milespunzel: Phoenix/Edgeworth cracked fairytale
It's SCIENCE!: Fluffy Ema/Maya
I, Gantbot: Gant freezes mid-stare and needs to be rebooted.
Whatever You Want: Franziska/Phoenix angry sex
SO META IT HURTS: KINK MEME/pwdressingroom
Ack!: Franziska/Adrian; Adrian is a spaz
Happy Birthday, Mr. Attorney!: Phoenix/Maya; Maya in a Playboy bunny outfit
Upper Hand: Juan/Matt; Juan has tentacles
Untitled (the second one): OH MY GOD YES MEMA
Spikeless: Phoenix runs out of hair gel
How I Met Your Maya: Phoenix/Maya, story of their first time
Untitled: One of the characters notices that ALL THEIR NAMES ARE FREAKING PUNS.
Not Optimal: Gant/Lisa, R.A.P.E.
Examining the Evidence: Phoenix/Mia, boob-fondling
Passionate Heart Drinking Hard: Drunk!Apollo/Vera.
Little Kitten: Mia/Diego, small dick
Cadenza: Phoenix/Maya, unrequited love
Rise and Shine, Mr. Corrida: Matt/Juan; Juan is a very heavy sleeper
Searching and Researching: Godot+Phoenix, sleeping on each other
Speedrun: "Stop talking, Apollo!"
Impatience: Apollo/Ema, 'messy period sex'
Skyelights: Mia/Ema half-fluff
Snack Time: Apollo/Ema, sharing snackoos
What Could I Do: Adrian/Phoenix; Franziska breaks up with Adrian
One Day: Bratworth+Edgeworth; time-travelling warnings
Untitled: Ron/Dessie; "Just let it go...give it all to me..."
Untitled: Phoenix+Edgeworth; "How'd it get up THERE?"
Weenies, Pal!: Gumshoe+Maya+Phoenix; weenie-related innuendo
Judgeageddon: Judge; saving the day with his gavel
Untitled: "...And then Phoenix said Mia was his FATHER."
Super Smash Lawyers: PW characters in a Smash Bros-style game
Breaking Up is Hard to Do: Apollo+Ema, comforting
Dream Come True: Mia/Phoenix, titfucking
Protege: de Killer training his protege
Untitled: Edgeworth/Lana, unrequited love
Loosening Up: Apollo/Ema, Apollo accidentally making Ema totally horny
'Drinks' and 'Coffee': Mia/Phoenix; Mia seducing a drunken Phoenix
Whipping Boy: Franziska/Phoenix; based on this picture
That Devo Song: Franziska; whatever happened to her older sister?
Daryanboard Confessional: Emo-hair Apollo
Super Soaker: Phoenix/Maya, wet hetsex
Chatlogs: Apollo/Klavier, "Objection. FUCK YOU."
Return to Form: Phoenix + cast, post-GS4 happy ending
Untitled: Phoenix/Maya, 'is that an objection in your pants...?'
Third Day Saviour: Apollo, Mia!Trucy, channelling
Address Book: Klavier/Ema/Apollo, Klavier loses his phone
Sunslash: Mia/Lana/Iris, femslash on the sun
You Give Love A Bad Name: Daryan/Ema, serenading to Bon Jovi
That Desk: Phoenix/Maya, desk sex
Tell Me You Hate Me: Phoenix+Dahlia, 'tell me you hate me'
Better Things To Do: Ema/Daryan, distracted during foreplay
Illumination: Mia/Lana/Iris, teasing bondage
The Mommy Debate: Ema, Phoenix, Apollo, Klavier, Trucy; "...Wait, so Klavier's going to be the mommy? Apollo's okay with that?"
Drunk and Surly and Horny Too: Ema/Apollo, drunk and surly Ema topping
Franziska van Helsing: Franziska, Matt; van Helsing parody
Jackpot: Mia/Diego, in a casino
Any Other Way: Lana/Iris, slow but intense sexytimes
Untitled: Alita/Apollo, Alita dominatrixes Apollo
Guilt Trip: Apollo, angsty angst
Whip/Love: Franziska/Phoenix, she has a schoolgirl crush on him
Masquerade: Dahlia/Alita, teacher and schoolgirl
Herr Washboard: Apollo/Ema + Trucy, "I only like ____ when he has his shirt off."
Untitled: Apollo/Maya, 'DO WANNNNT. SECONDED'
Assume a giant "I DON'T KNOW" as my response to basically everything I've written. Because I really, really don't know what I was thinking. :B I'LL KEEP WRITING UNTIL I RUN OUT OF IDEAS, GUYS. SOMEONE STOP ME.
~ Aaron
But then I like to pick apart movies, so y'know. I could be overthinking things.
Anyway, uhh...yeah. A few days ago, my router up and died - a tad confusing, considering it's been running fine since we got it - so screencap adventures will not be possible until that's fixed. Sorry. I swear, every time a new term of university looms, my computer has an aneurysm and doesn't recover until school is over. Believe me, that's as fun as it sounds.
So, in lieu of pictures of videogames, I'm gonna post all of my Phoenix Wright Kinkmeme fic! Or, well...all of the stuff on Part 3, anyway. The Part 2 stuff will be forthcoming.
These fics range from cutesy fluffy-wuffy fluff to some pretty hardkorr smut, so...be prepared. Even I didn't know I was capable of writing this stuff until I wrote it. :B
Untitled: Edgeworth and Lana, living together.
Untitled: Phoenix/Maya, frottage.
Untitled: Edgeworth/Maya/Nick threesome.
Untitled: Phoenix/Maya bottom fondling
Untitled: Phoenix/Edgeworth; Phoenix can't get it up
EG: Makeouts, Sexin': Ema/Maya, making out
This Friday on the WB...: Matt/Juan. With tentacles.
Panic! At The Courthouse: Giant courtroom party!
The Defense Requires A Recess!: Ema/Phoenix; Ema initiating, slow removal of clothes, and exhibitionism.
Scientifically Spanking: Ema/Gant; Ema tops
Resignation: Gant/Lana dubcon
The Tale of Milespunzel: Phoenix/Edgeworth cracked fairytale
It's SCIENCE!: Fluffy Ema/Maya
I, Gantbot: Gant freezes mid-stare and needs to be rebooted.
Whatever You Want: Franziska/Phoenix angry sex
SO META IT HURTS: KINK MEME/pwdressingroom
Ack!: Franziska/Adrian; Adrian is a spaz
Happy Birthday, Mr. Attorney!: Phoenix/Maya; Maya in a Playboy bunny outfit
Upper Hand: Juan/Matt; Juan has tentacles
Untitled (the second one): OH MY GOD YES MEMA
Spikeless: Phoenix runs out of hair gel
How I Met Your Maya: Phoenix/Maya, story of their first time
Untitled: One of the characters notices that ALL THEIR NAMES ARE FREAKING PUNS.
Not Optimal: Gant/Lisa, R.A.P.E.
Examining the Evidence: Phoenix/Mia, boob-fondling
Passionate Heart Drinking Hard: Drunk!Apollo/Vera.
Little Kitten: Mia/Diego, small dick
Cadenza: Phoenix/Maya, unrequited love
Rise and Shine, Mr. Corrida: Matt/Juan; Juan is a very heavy sleeper
Searching and Researching: Godot+Phoenix, sleeping on each other
Speedrun: "Stop talking, Apollo!"
Impatience: Apollo/Ema, 'messy period sex'
Skyelights: Mia/Ema half-fluff
Snack Time: Apollo/Ema, sharing snackoos
What Could I Do: Adrian/Phoenix; Franziska breaks up with Adrian
One Day: Bratworth+Edgeworth; time-travelling warnings
Untitled: Ron/Dessie; "Just let it go...give it all to me..."
Untitled: Phoenix+Edgeworth; "How'd it get up THERE?"
Weenies, Pal!: Gumshoe+Maya+Phoenix; weenie-related innuendo
Judgeageddon: Judge; saving the day with his gavel
Untitled: "...And then Phoenix said Mia was his FATHER."
Super Smash Lawyers: PW characters in a Smash Bros-style game
Breaking Up is Hard to Do: Apollo+Ema, comforting
Dream Come True: Mia/Phoenix, titfucking
Protege: de Killer training his protege
Untitled: Edgeworth/Lana, unrequited love
Loosening Up: Apollo/Ema, Apollo accidentally making Ema totally horny
'Drinks' and 'Coffee': Mia/Phoenix; Mia seducing a drunken Phoenix
Whipping Boy: Franziska/Phoenix; based on this picture
That Devo Song: Franziska; whatever happened to her older sister?
Daryanboard Confessional: Emo-hair Apollo
Super Soaker: Phoenix/Maya, wet hetsex
Chatlogs: Apollo/Klavier, "Objection. FUCK YOU."
Return to Form: Phoenix + cast, post-GS4 happy ending
Untitled: Phoenix/Maya, 'is that an objection in your pants...?'
Third Day Saviour: Apollo, Mia!Trucy, channelling
Address Book: Klavier/Ema/Apollo, Klavier loses his phone
Sunslash: Mia/Lana/Iris, femslash on the sun
You Give Love A Bad Name: Daryan/Ema, serenading to Bon Jovi
That Desk: Phoenix/Maya, desk sex
Tell Me You Hate Me: Phoenix+Dahlia, 'tell me you hate me'
Better Things To Do: Ema/Daryan, distracted during foreplay
Illumination: Mia/Lana/Iris, teasing bondage
The Mommy Debate: Ema, Phoenix, Apollo, Klavier, Trucy; "...Wait, so Klavier's going to be the mommy? Apollo's okay with that?"
Drunk and Surly and Horny Too: Ema/Apollo, drunk and surly Ema topping
Franziska van Helsing: Franziska, Matt; van Helsing parody
Jackpot: Mia/Diego, in a casino
Any Other Way: Lana/Iris, slow but intense sexytimes
Untitled: Alita/Apollo, Alita dominatrixes Apollo
Guilt Trip: Apollo, angsty angst
Whip/Love: Franziska/Phoenix, she has a schoolgirl crush on him
Masquerade: Dahlia/Alita, teacher and schoolgirl
Herr Washboard: Apollo/Ema + Trucy, "I only like ____ when he has his shirt off."
Untitled: Apollo/Maya, 'DO WANNNNT. SECONDED'
Assume a giant "I DON'T KNOW" as my response to basically everything I've written. Because I really, really don't know what I was thinking. :B I'LL KEEP WRITING UNTIL I RUN OUT OF IDEAS, GUYS. SOMEONE STOP ME.
~ Aaron