Voicemail

Jul 03, 2013 01:29

Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

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Crazy Phone Day! notaweenie April 1 2015, 19:27:36 UTC
[From here]

"Look dude, if you got fucking manboobs stop being in denial and get a fucking exercise regimen going. Why you're telling me this shit I have no fucking clue."

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Re: Crazy Phone Day! never_dull April 1 2015, 20:32:25 UTC
Answered here and here!

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