Voicemail

[never_dull]

Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

Comments

[bitten_notshy]

[From here]

"Right, look, not that it's any of my business but people who really aren't scared of anything usually don't call complete strangers to tell them about it."

[never_dull]

By now, Hannibal was rather having fun with this, so he called back and left a message.