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[never0jealous]

*a rift splits open in a jagged tear through the street, battered Maserati gunning across the gap and smashing headfirst through a brick wall before stopping; driver's side door opens after several minutes and Ren falls out, dressed in shredded and bloodstained jeans and a t-shirt under chainmail and a helmet which he laboriously pries off and

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[skorts]

..........

*stares and points, all composure gone*

WHAT THE FUCK.

[never0jealous]

*drops the sword once his hair is ear-length and satisfactorily chopped off and starts to rummage through what he can reach of the car, taking out grenades, plastic explosives and timers, dynamite, several guns including a revolver, a semi-automatic pistol, and a shotgun, and a bowie knife, all of which he stows on himself before standing and grinning lopsidedly at his double*
Miss me?
*lights a stick of dynamite with a particularly long fuse offhandedly and tosses it into the car*

[skorts]

No! *lying his ass off; looks over at the car as it explodes, not even flinching, then turns back to his double* What. the. fuck. are. you. doing. here?

[never0jealous]

*stands contentedly within blast radius, waiting until his right side has re-formed itself and the excessive bleeding has ebbed to laugh* Still a terrible liar. *starts walking in the direction of his old apartment building while digging bullets out of his jeans pocket to load the revolver* I'm back for the party.

[singmeundead]

*DUDE. she was totally occupying the stoop by the crash site and holy hell, the people in Central really need to learn to drive, someone could be killed! nevermind the fact she's already dead, but...*

*raises an eyebrow from beneath shaggy bangs, laying her guitar across her knees and watching the crazy, crazy man with vague interest -- at least this one seems to know how to go out in style compared to the whiny bitches around the city*

[never0jealous]

*notices her once the long hair is chopped away from his eyes, tossing a handful onto the ground and glancing it her* Pass me that. *indicates a grenade a few feet to her left, pin still safely in place*

[singmeundead]

*tosses it to him without a second thought before leaning back with elbows against the step above her* Gettin' ready for the finale?

[never0jealous]

Thanks.*catches the grenade and pockets it* Been ready. About fucking time.

[can_i_eat_it]

........... *griiiiiiiiiin* Other Envy!

[never0jealous]

...Well, at least somebody's honest about having missed me.

[can_i_eat_it]

*headtilt, bemused* ...No, Gluttony are not a lying liar.... *grins widely again* Where is Other Envy gone away to?

[never0jealous]

Do you have any idea how long it took me to realize how much fun lying is? *shrugs, glancing around at the general chaos that is Central* No idea. He missing, too?