Huitième (Backdated to Before Sniper's Log Post)

[never_any_doubt]

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[dodo_master]

[Oh hey there Mr. Spy Man! Walking down the opposite way, with a dodo bird trotting behind him, he stops to watch you blow the head off some poor schmuck's unsuspecting lawn flamingo. The large bird lets out a startled squawk, but Cynric claps.]

Good aim!

[never_any_doubt]

Je sais.

[Spy puffs out his chest in an attempt to look even more pompous and dashing than he already thinks he does.]

Zhat is a very interesting bird. He belongs to you?

[dodo_master]

That's quite an interesting pistol! Those flamingos never stood a chance.

[Said large bird is giving you a curious look, instead of being afraid. Sort of like his owner.]

Yes! This is Hephestus! He's a dodo bird, you see. He was returned to me last week!

[never_any_doubt]

[Aren't dodo birds-- well, weirder things have happened in Mayfield.]

I see. Everyone has been receiving rewards.

[He holds his Ambassador a little tighter.]

Unfortunately, zhey felt zhe need to return my scars as well.

[white_pretear]

[And your not!daughter has been checking in on him with his injuries. And that's just what she's doing now. She is none too pleased about seeing a gun in his hands.]

What are you doing with that?

[never_any_doubt]

Getting reacquainted.

[He sounds almost... tender. This gun is his child, practically!]

[white_pretear]

[And she looks a bit disgusted at that.]

With...a gun.

[never_any_doubt]

... Well of course. Zhis is not just any gun, mademoiselle!

[He seems outraged that she's even suggesting it.]

[steel_massifail]

[[YO WHAT'S UP

waving

notice how he has wings and armour and all that jazz]]

[never_any_doubt]

[Spy notices. It makes Massimo look almost intimidating, which is a big change from how he looks normally.]

Ah. Bonjour. Was zhat your plastic lawn flamingo?

[As if he cares.]

[steel_massifail]

Flamingos are pink, Spy.

[[WINGFLUTTER]]

I'm green, red, blue, yellow, and other colours. But no pink.

[never_any_doubt]

[Massimo, he knows flamingos are pink. Have an eye-roll.]

Odd. I would think pink would suit you.

[ra_ra_razputin]

[That is a COOL GUN. It makes Spy look like some kinda super spy!...wait.]

Oh, cool! Where'd you find that?

[never_any_doubt]

I did not find eet, boy. I was given eet, presumably for my work during zhat anomaly a few weeks ago.

[ra_ra_razputin]

They gave you a GUN? That's so cool!

...How come there's a naked lady on it?

[never_any_doubt]

Zhere is a naked lady on eet partially because all classy guns should have naked ladies on zhem and partly because eet greatly annoys one of my rivals.

[Spy grins in a not-so-nice way.]