Onzième

[never_any_doubt]

[Spy knew, from the moment he put that candy in his mouth, that things would most likely go horribly wrong. And, lo and behold, he was right! His skin is alabaster-pale rather than swarthy and French, his hair seems to be blowing in a nonexistent breeze and shining a lot more than it really should, his teeth are pearly white rather than stained

Comments

[never_any_doubt]

Ah... do forgive me, I merely could not resist... You look so peaceful when you sleep.

[Oh jeez oh god what is coming out of his mouth WHAT IS THIS.]

[never_any_doubt]

Can he cure a heart in pain, Monsieur?

[... this is terrible oh god why can't he stop]
[WHYYYYY]

C

[likeahex]

[There is now a gun pointed at your head with a half asleep pissed off women on the other end of it.]

Get. Out. Now.

A

[teutonictraitor]

[[What was that Sniper was saying about going to see the Doc? He's beating you to it, Spy.]]

[[...hopefully you don't mind that little bit of Medic that just plopped onto the page you were reading. He didn't mean to, honest.]]