Deuxième (backdated to yesterday, when the broadcast first went out)

[never_any_doubt]

(ooc: I know, I know, I just posted yesterday, but this Westport mini-event is too tempting to pass up!)

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[Spy, after some informative but not necessarily reassuring phone conversations, has gone downstairs to seek out food despite wearing horrible clothes and being -- oh horror -- unmasked. You can't cope with suddenly being nearly twenty years

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[warpstarrider]

[Kirby was having a hard time understanding the voice on the phone. He'd answer it and try asking.]

Poyo~?

[never_any_doubt]

[If Kirby thinks he's having a hard time, that's nothing on Spy. He knows several different languages, but this one isn't in his repertoire.]

... Quoi?

[warpstarrider]

[Kirby thought long and hard on that and would speak very slowly.]

Quooi~~~?

That icon is perfect

[never_any_doubt]

Excuse me, but who are you? Do you not know plain English or French?

[muffled_noises]

...I know it's a fake, too. They've pulled similar shit to this. Could be taunting us, could be showing us that there's more godforsaken places like this.

[never_any_doubt]

But zhe people in zhat broadcast all seemed to be smiling and playing along, which I get zhe feeling does not happy as often in zhis place. Were zhey all, to a one, droned? Eet could perhaps be an example to us.

Do zhey think we are planning something?

[He hasn't been let in on Scout's plan, after all.]

[muffled_noises]

...Well, we have been planning plenty.

OHOHOH DO TELL.

[never_any_doubt]

Oh. Please elaborate.

[He's rather annoyed that he wasn't immediately brought up to speed; he's the Spy, it's his job to know all of the plans! That's valuable intel!]

[braided_icarus]

ure if it's a warning or taunt or what. Either way, Westport has been mentioned in the past, a few times. Nobody has been able to get there though, so we can't really confirm anything. I wouldn't necessarily trust everything you see on tele here.

[hartmanhips]

[this time Milla has a better grip on her emotions. She's only been here for a day but already she feels this place is malevolent. The tone she speaks in is the slow and deliberate measured tone of somebody who is a little past annoyance and into the lands of anger.]

Milka would not be visible. Phoebe was without her earphones. She would have set something on fire. I know my campers, if they were there, there would be...no...town.

[never_any_doubt]

So you believe eet is fake as well. Zhat seems to be zhe general consensus.

[hartmanhips]

[there's still the same lilting pattern that Milla normally speaks with, but it's definitely a tad bit on the dangerous side. Nobody keeps her children from her.]

I think it's fake. They're too normal to be my campers. But if it's true and my campers are there, then I am going to go there. They can't handle themselves.

[never_any_doubt]

According to zhose who have been here for much longer zhan we have, zhere is no way to actually get to Westport. You will just find yourself back where you started.

[He's not good at comforting people because he's not good at caring, but when one of the people who seems the best at figuring this place out is sounding angrier and angrier, he'll make an exception. She'll need to be calm if any progress is to be made.]

Listen. I am almost one hundred percent certain zhat eet is fake. Eet is just zhis town trying to get under your skin and make you useless and crazy. Don't believe what eet feeds you.