doctor who's new bit on the side announced. ooh. 'citing!

today has been very useless. i don't feel very well. curled up on sofa, ate sorbet, read M&B and mewled pathetically.
ate a waffle. thought about the wine in my cupboard. wrote a tab for Loretta Young Silks that i'd been meaning to do.
meh.

looks like a CSI night to me....

so, i woke up at 6.30am. already on 4th diet coke and 2nd coffee.
what the duce is wrong with me?
may go to leeds today.

so, erotic fiction. we've all sat at the computer with an hour to kill and some naughty stories to be read. recently i heard that harry potter was the most slashed thing on the internet. may not be true but it still disturbed me. 
thus, this invitation to go out and find the weirdest internet slash you can.

examples:
Gordon Brown/Tony Blair
S-Club 7
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just woke up.
fell asleep on sofa about 2pm.
bloody sorry to everyone i mentioned doing something with today.
tomorrow (sunday) it will have to be. evening mind, i can't miss the GP.

my week has been fun, how was yours?
can't believe how full of wankers 42nd Street is. i remember the days when your outfit cost less than your drink.
amsterdam on tuesday woo! that's if we have booked a hostel...
house still in one piece.
you can embed youtube videos! woo. well done livejournal. have a video to celebrate:

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sundays are nice.

Dope grower sets off own house alarm. Police come, lots of dope confiscated. Stupid stoner.

Turkey bans Winnie the Pooh because of the dirty and heathen Piglet

Peacock humps petrol pump

why thank you fark.

i'm all hot. i played football. like a mong on crack.
house not too beaten up. a bit of hoovering and wiping should do it.
now to do guitar inventory check.
god rid of the hordes for now. suspect i haven't seen the last of them.

last night was lots of fun. i think.

well the 'rents have been gone a couple of days now and the house is being well used ( Read more... )

is really crap. Go here to find out why. Go here to get teh codez for putting naughty information all over the internet. Sign petitions.

Amnesty says: The web is a great tool for sharing ideas and freedom of expression. However, efforts to try and control the Internet are growing. Internet repression is reported in countries like China, Vietnam, ( Read more... )