100 Questions
Part 1: The Basics
1. What is your full name?
Maria Catalina Ramirez
2. Where and when were you born?
Killeen, Texas, on April 6th almost 24 years ago.
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Enrico Ramirez (Father) - Former mechanic. Bastard. Incarcerated.
Christine Ramirez (Mother) - Housewife. Idiot. Deceased.
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Abel - Oldest brother. He's a defiant asshole, the only sibling I can stand.
David - Second oldest. Mommy's boy. He was whipped as hell.
Julia - Third born. She's a goddamn housewife that churns out kids.
Matthias - Fourth born. He's still probably a bitch.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the
person/people.
In a giant apartment building stuffed with Hounds. I stay with Papi, what else is there to say?
6. What is your occupation?
I'm on a mission from God.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks:
5'10, weight's none of your business but it's enough to pin you if I felt like it, Hispanic, brown hair, brown eyes, no tattoos, tons of scars. This is stupid. Why not just ask for a fucking picture?
8. To which social class do you belong?
Let's say middle class.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Not a one.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right-handed.
11. What does your voice sound like?
Like me? What the fuck kind of question is that?
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
The hell should I know? I swear a lot, and "Let's rock this bitch" is fun to say.
13. What do you have in your pockets?
Keys, four pennies, a medal of St. Michael, and a knife.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
Again, the fuck should I know? They clearly aren't annoying to me or I wouldn't be doing them.
Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
FUBAR
16. What is your earliest memory?
Playing in the front yard with my brother.
17. How much schooling have you had?
I was in the Air Force, it's safe to say I got a fuckton of schooling.
18. Did you enjoy school?
Didn't hate it.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
Self-taught, from Papi, or the Air Force.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models?
Abel. Lots of saints, stupid as that sounds.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
I got along with Abel, everyone else sucked.
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Fighter pilot.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Fighting, starting trouble, pretending to save the world.
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
I was independent, stubborn, and loud. Things have clearly changed a lot.
25. As a child, were you popular?
No. Not unless they were particularly fond of being picked on, or fighting.
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Fifth grade, I kissed Tommy Sigars on a dare.
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Pft, no. Fifteen, in the back of Brian Black's Mustang.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
Papi asked me if I wanted to be a Hound, not much of a story there.
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Getting kicked out of the Air Force.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
I did.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Helping save the world?
32. What is your greatest regret?
Not killing that bastard.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Rained down fire on some natives for kicks.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
Yeah. Long story.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I was ten and the cops said it was murder.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
I don't do embarrassed.
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
Nothing, I like where I am.
38. What is your best memory?
Watching the wonder twins try and teach Papi DDR.
39. What is your worst memory?
I’m not answering this.
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I’m realistic.
41. What is your greatest fear?
I also don't do fear.
42. What are your religious views?
I'm Catholic. Probably the worst one alive, but there you go.
43. What are your political views?
Don't bring them up. Boo taxes, yay freedom, do whatever the hell you want as long as it doesn’t hurt people. I'm a Libertarian.
44. What are your views on sex?
I’m all for it.
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
Killing is part of war, it's only okay when defensive on civilian turf.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Rape, murder, anything against kids.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Sure, why the fuck not? Apparently I'm surrounded by people that have found theirs.
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Not holding back.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
I think I'm a pretty straight shooter.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Everyone does.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances?
Back down. Nobody wins in that situation.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
Pack, the mission, the usual.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)?
Depends on how they deserve to be treated.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Papi, I guess. He was kind of the start of this whole Hound thing.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Still Papi. He's a tought bastard.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
Fuck, I don't know. It should be pretty obvious if I like you. Just pretend we’re all clichés from the Breakfast Club.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
No.
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Nope.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
A good body and a smart mouth.
60. How close are you to your family?
Biological family? I'm not. Closer to pack.
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
Never happening.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
Pack, but I can handle most anything myself.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
Again, pack, but I don't need anyone to protect me.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
I don't care, I'd be more concerned with me at that point.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
My father.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Argue. Fuck, do I argue.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Someone has to, why not me?
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
Sometimes. If they're properly trained. Fucking greenhorns are pains in my ass.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Why the hell would I?
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
Sparring, racing, fixing up my baby, and watching the cat beat the crap out of Blueser.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
My bike.
72. What is your favorite color?
Red.
73. What is your favorite food?
Sesame beef.
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Magazines, books, old church documents, whatever I can get my paws on.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Anything loud, or things with lots of explosions.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
I drink and smoke on occasion, no plans of quitting because I won't live long enough for it to matter.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Doing something illegal, followed by something borderline illegal.
78. What makes you laugh?
Funny things? Who wrote these fucking questions?
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
Not a lot shocks me anymore, and anything that did would ruin you.
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
This is where the bad kung fu movies kick in. Sometimes I beat the shit out of a punching bag.
81. How do you deal with stress?
I break stuff. Sometimes people, but most of them enjoy it.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I like plans, but they don't always work.
83. What are your pet peeves?
People talking down to me, people not answering direct questions, and people that don't follow orders.
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
See Saturday. It's impossible to disrupt that plan.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
I’m determined.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
I’m also pig-headed.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I guess wanting built in guns probably isn't what you meant.
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Introverted, I guess.
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
Organized.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good - Fighting, racing, and keeping the order.
Bad - shutting up, backing down, butting out.
91. Do you like yourself?
Yeah.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
Because I can and the rewards are great.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
Seeing Lucifer die.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Dead, in a graveyard.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I'm going to go down fighting.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
1) Big damn party. 2) Steal a helicopter. 3) Rob a bank.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
Being a Hound?
98. What three words best describe your personality?
Opinionated, aggressive, bitch.
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
"Fucking crazy bitch" is my favorite direct quote.
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character?
All advice would be ignored.
1. What is your full name?
Maria Catalina Ramirez
2. Where and when were you born?
Killeen, Texas, on April 6th almost 24 years ago.
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Enrico Ramirez (Father) - Former mechanic. Bastard. Incarcerated.
Christine Ramirez (Mother) - Housewife. Idiot. Deceased.
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Abel - Oldest brother. He's a defiant asshole, the only sibling I can stand.
David - Second oldest. Mommy's boy. He was whipped as hell.
Julia - Third born. She's a goddamn housewife that churns out kids.
Matthias - Fourth born. He's still probably a bitch.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the
person/people.
In a giant apartment building stuffed with Hounds. I stay with Papi, what else is there to say?
6. What is your occupation?
I'm on a mission from God.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks:
5'10, weight's none of your business but it's enough to pin you if I felt like it, Hispanic, brown hair, brown eyes, no tattoos, tons of scars. This is stupid. Why not just ask for a fucking picture?
8. To which social class do you belong?
Let's say middle class.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Not a one.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right-handed.
11. What does your voice sound like?
Like me? What the fuck kind of question is that?
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
The hell should I know? I swear a lot, and "Let's rock this bitch" is fun to say.
13. What do you have in your pockets?
Keys, four pennies, a medal of St. Michael, and a knife.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
Again, the fuck should I know? They clearly aren't annoying to me or I wouldn't be doing them.
Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
FUBAR
16. What is your earliest memory?
Playing in the front yard with my brother.
17. How much schooling have you had?
I was in the Air Force, it's safe to say I got a fuckton of schooling.
18. Did you enjoy school?
Didn't hate it.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
Self-taught, from Papi, or the Air Force.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models?
Abel. Lots of saints, stupid as that sounds.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
I got along with Abel, everyone else sucked.
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Fighter pilot.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Fighting, starting trouble, pretending to save the world.
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
I was independent, stubborn, and loud. Things have clearly changed a lot.
25. As a child, were you popular?
No. Not unless they were particularly fond of being picked on, or fighting.
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Fifth grade, I kissed Tommy Sigars on a dare.
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Pft, no. Fifteen, in the back of Brian Black's Mustang.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
Papi asked me if I wanted to be a Hound, not much of a story there.
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Getting kicked out of the Air Force.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
I did.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Helping save the world?
32. What is your greatest regret?
Not killing that bastard.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Rained down fire on some natives for kicks.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
Yeah. Long story.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I was ten and the cops said it was murder.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
I don't do embarrassed.
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
Nothing, I like where I am.
38. What is your best memory?
Watching the wonder twins try and teach Papi DDR.
39. What is your worst memory?
I’m not answering this.
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I’m realistic.
41. What is your greatest fear?
I also don't do fear.
42. What are your religious views?
I'm Catholic. Probably the worst one alive, but there you go.
43. What are your political views?
Don't bring them up. Boo taxes, yay freedom, do whatever the hell you want as long as it doesn’t hurt people. I'm a Libertarian.
44. What are your views on sex?
I’m all for it.
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
Killing is part of war, it's only okay when defensive on civilian turf.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Rape, murder, anything against kids.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Sure, why the fuck not? Apparently I'm surrounded by people that have found theirs.
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Not holding back.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
I think I'm a pretty straight shooter.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Everyone does.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances?
Back down. Nobody wins in that situation.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
Pack, the mission, the usual.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)?
Depends on how they deserve to be treated.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Papi, I guess. He was kind of the start of this whole Hound thing.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Still Papi. He's a tought bastard.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
Fuck, I don't know. It should be pretty obvious if I like you. Just pretend we’re all clichés from the Breakfast Club.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
No.
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Nope.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
A good body and a smart mouth.
60. How close are you to your family?
Biological family? I'm not. Closer to pack.
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
Never happening.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
Pack, but I can handle most anything myself.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
Again, pack, but I don't need anyone to protect me.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
I don't care, I'd be more concerned with me at that point.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
My father.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Argue. Fuck, do I argue.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Someone has to, why not me?
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
Sometimes. If they're properly trained. Fucking greenhorns are pains in my ass.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Why the hell would I?
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
Sparring, racing, fixing up my baby, and watching the cat beat the crap out of Blueser.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
My bike.
72. What is your favorite color?
Red.
73. What is your favorite food?
Sesame beef.
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Magazines, books, old church documents, whatever I can get my paws on.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Anything loud, or things with lots of explosions.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
I drink and smoke on occasion, no plans of quitting because I won't live long enough for it to matter.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Doing something illegal, followed by something borderline illegal.
78. What makes you laugh?
Funny things? Who wrote these fucking questions?
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
Not a lot shocks me anymore, and anything that did would ruin you.
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
This is where the bad kung fu movies kick in. Sometimes I beat the shit out of a punching bag.
81. How do you deal with stress?
I break stuff. Sometimes people, but most of them enjoy it.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I like plans, but they don't always work.
83. What are your pet peeves?
People talking down to me, people not answering direct questions, and people that don't follow orders.
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
See Saturday. It's impossible to disrupt that plan.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
I’m determined.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
I’m also pig-headed.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I guess wanting built in guns probably isn't what you meant.
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Introverted, I guess.
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
Organized.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good - Fighting, racing, and keeping the order.
Bad - shutting up, backing down, butting out.
91. Do you like yourself?
Yeah.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
Because I can and the rewards are great.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
Seeing Lucifer die.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Dead, in a graveyard.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I'm going to go down fighting.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
1) Big damn party. 2) Steal a helicopter. 3) Rob a bank.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
Being a Hound?
98. What three words best describe your personality?
Opinionated, aggressive, bitch.
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
"Fucking crazy bitch" is my favorite direct quote.
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character?
All advice would be ignored.