50 // [Action]

[neverendingbeat]

[The Master is running through the City streets, ducking around buildings and laughing. He has his laser screwdriver out and he's picking off the sheep whenever he can. Of course, this only lasts for so long before the sheep figure it out. It takes a while, but they figure it out nonetheless. And soon, they're crowding in on him. He shoots as many

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[lady_wandering]

You need to go see a doctor.

[neverendingbeat]

Ha. I'm fine. Do you not listen when people say things? I'm okay. I'm well. I am fit as a fiddle and what exactly is so fit about fiddles anyway? What about unfit fiddles?

The point is, don't butt in.

[lady_wandering]

Must you be so difficult? You're injured.

[neverendingbeat]

Yes. I am. I'll be cleaning it off and wrapping a bandage around it, mother.

I do so love these times we have. When it seems almost as if you care.

[valentineluke]

You are incorrigible, Mr. Saxon.

[neverendingbeat]

Oh come on. Zombie sheep. You can't say you aren't just the slightest bit tempted.

[valentineluke]

Little challenge for one who's experienced with ghouls.

[neverendingbeat]

It's not about the challenge, clearly. It's about the fun!

[i_herd_you]

Leave them alone, And they'll come home, wagging their tails behind them.

[neverendingbeat]

In which case, it's best I don't leave them alone, isn't it? Besides, I'm having fun.

[i_herd_you]

Fun.

Fun, says he.

[neverendingbeat]

Yes. That's exactly what I say.

[mad_here]

What... is going on here?

[neverendingbeat]

What does it look like?

[mad_here]

...like you're acting out a bad play.

[neverendingbeat]

That is very much my life.

The City's full of rather cross sheep. I'd stay inside if I were you.

[hidesinrestroom]

.... Master?

[neverendingbeat]

Yes?

[hidesinrestroom]

... Are you sure you're alright?

[neverendingbeat]

I've been shot multiple times and burned alive. I've died by being stretched and torn slowly into pieces by a black hole. Twice.

This is a couple of sheep bites. What do you think?