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[neverendingbeat]

[Unlike many people in the City, the Master basks in the attention. He can politician it up for as long as he wants or be rude and nasty and it doesn't matter, because they're only HERE for two days.]

Hullo, you lot. Proper hello. You can tell, because I'm doing an announcement. Welcome to the City. I'm the Master, and I might as well use my proper

Comments

[chlorodermic]

...the Master of what? Tea and crumpets?

[neverendingbeat]

By default, yes.

[chlorodermic]

Talk about a lame title.

[neverendingbeat]

It's not a title, it's my name. And if it were a title, I'd be the original.

[butforonemoment]

Master? But oi, aren't you that bloke?

[neverendingbeat]

Prime Minister Harold Saxon?

Yes, I'm him too.

[butforonemoment]

They're bleeping taking anyone these days!

[neverendingbeat]

I was the best man for the job. Think of it this way: I might be a bit arrogant, but at least I'm not Margaret Thatcher.

1/3

[equusmaluschoir]

[Hope that you're comfy in your chair, Master, because around it suddenly appear three men dressed as cowboys, and when they open their mouths, they start to sing. At least it's a catchy tune.]

[equusmaluschoir]

Harry (Saxon), Harry (Saxon)!
You hate when people call you your boring normal name,
You'd rather have a title; Master, when you reach your fame.
But through your fame you plan to kill Earth, it really is a shame.

[equusmaluschoir]

Go through your plan,
you'll have remorse,
'cause you can never
beat Bad Horse.

[And as soon as they finish, with the sound of a whip and a shotgun, they leave.]

PFFFFFFFFF

[neverendingbeat]

[The...what? What? Not only was that incredibly random (and how did they get IN??) but also entirely incorrect. The Master gets up and checks that the door is locked again.]

[ofthecardump]

[neverendingbeat]

Oh, hello. Are you the myth, or the man?

[ofthecardump]

[neverendingbeat]

I see. You know, some people say that you're an alien, and the first step in your invasion is to control every car.

[bakurakrazie]

Hello-

Now, should I say, "Hello, Master!" or "Hello, the Master!" Because the latter sounds funny, but the former sounds a little. Um. Much like I'm your slave. In whatever context that may be.

[neverendingbeat]

Servant is applicable too. Just 'Master', please. It's not that difficult. You don't have to mean it.

[bakurakrazie]

Well it's not so applicable when my mind is lodged permanently in the gutter. Then hello, Master!

[neverendingbeat]

Hello...you.