Last Time on Danny!
OUR HERO IS BY HIMSELF ALONE IN HIS HOUSE. NOBODY TO HEAR HIM CRY, LAUGH, OR EVEN THINK OUT LOUD. HE STARES AT HIS COMPUTER SCREEN. HE SCRATCHES HIS HEAD AND THINKS TO HIMSELF, "MAN WASN'T I IN THE SAME SITUATION LAST YEAR?"
HE STARTS TO REMEMBER THE EVENTS OF LAST YEAR...
oh man, this is gonna be great. no parents, no rules, no food...man, this sucks, i miss my parents already. also i'm sleepy, i woke up at five:twenty, i watched "in the army" with pauly shore and andy dick...that movie is pointless but at five it was the best thing to watch. also i watched save by the bell:college years:wedding in vegas a four part mini-series. man that show is not funny at all. don't me start with dustin diamond...and wasn't zach morris in some cop drama before? YAWN!!!
anyways the day before yesterday, i finally finished the script for [two]. its done now for the post production of sending the script to two different readers. i call them my demographic. also i want the okay on a character. he will be americas new love. i'm really happy how the script the came out. now the ideas how the actual comic will look like will blow you away. out of the water. out of the sky. out of sync. out of loop. out of...eh you get the picture.
i'm also liking the the soundtrack for [two] which i have handpicked. it's starts with a bloc party, somewhere in the story the system [goes] of the down by some gorillaz that were eating some red hot chili peppers. and there's some coldplay in their too with other bands that i'm trying to work with the story.
REVIEW TIME!!!! hosted by yours truley! (that would be me, danny. danny martinez. well you know. whatever)
dirge of cerberus:final fantasy seven
let me start by saying this. the score i'm gonna give it is soley because its a ff7 spin off thats it!
who ever thought of this idea is really desperate for some new final fantasy content. we get this pile of semi-crap. the game works like this: you play as vincent valatine (who was a optional character in ff7) and you play three years from the original (two years after advent children.)which in paper sounds really cool but the story is so involed with itself. sometimes the other characters are talking and they don't care if vincent is there or not. the original story was emo before emo was emo. now this story is like a vain child looking at itself and saying that nobody would play with him because he so beautiful. the graphics are really nice and it's showing the ps2 age.
here's my pet peeve in the cgi scenes, vincent does really cool moves. impossible moves. gnarly moves. while your playing. you just shoot and punch. what the fuck. in my games i like to do combos. the targeting system makes gta's targeting system look like skinny star jones but we all know she's still stuffing her face with fried twinkies. (thats a bad analogy)DC:FF7 is a poor man's devil may cry. oh and there's some cait sith mini games. blah or is bah? i'm scared how the next spin-offs are gonna be. because the first spin off was great! and you who saw the movie know how cool it was. anyways the only reason people will play it. it's because its a ff7 spinoff other than that it's really depressing. i'm gonna go cut myself now.
i give dirge of cerberus: final fantasy VII, three emo kids cutting themselves out of five.
now let me recap. loney. man i am sounding a bit emo...time to hear some extreme emo music! time to rebuild the old band and have new songs out. i think the first song should be called corners of your bed by hearts to hate. the song will be about a robot that fell in love with a human. the robots name is data...that would be an intersting song.
well this babble is brought to you by danny martinez! and i'm signing off.
well this is bullshit...as many of you don't know i was gone for a while. it was a short time off of whatever i do as Danny. for those that ARE dieing to know where i went: i went to denver. denver colorado. you know the home of the real world: denver, denver house. the home of the coor's beer or is that golden? hmmm? anyways i was out and a bout in the rocky state. thinking in what i could do for a life time. you see i went to colorado for a wedding/family reunion...the worst of the kind. don't get me wrong (which is a song of the prentenders) i liked colorado. i like seeing cousins that are older than i am. let me tell you that all of them are older than 25 making me and my sis the babies of the entire (1st generation of cousins.) hearing stories about you is clever. it brings up memories.
after we came back, my parents and sister rested for a day. now parents had a plan that they would be leaving to phoenix shortly after we arrived from colorado. my sister was going to panic (at the disco) on how to get to school. then she decided to leave to phoenix as well. so i'm here alone...this time i'm a little bit better on standing on my own but yeah it sure beats last year. i don't know it seems alot better.
also mr. wizard died yesterday...now if i was more a science geek
and here are some pictures i found on the internet (by the help of the feed)...
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also people (and i mean fans of arrested development) micheal cera (geogre micheal) has a movie coming out. many of you might know this but many of you might not know this.
go to http://www.clarkandmichael.com/ and enjoy.
i'm danny martinez signing off.
HE STARTS TO REMEMBER THE EVENTS OF LAST YEAR...
oh man, this is gonna be great. no parents, no rules, no food...man, this sucks, i miss my parents already. also i'm sleepy, i woke up at five:twenty, i watched "in the army" with pauly shore and andy dick...that movie is pointless but at five it was the best thing to watch. also i watched save by the bell:college years:wedding in vegas a four part mini-series. man that show is not funny at all. don't me start with dustin diamond...and wasn't zach morris in some cop drama before? YAWN!!!
anyways the day before yesterday, i finally finished the script for [two]. its done now for the post production of sending the script to two different readers. i call them my demographic. also i want the okay on a character. he will be americas new love. i'm really happy how the script the came out. now the ideas how the actual comic will look like will blow you away. out of the water. out of the sky. out of sync. out of loop. out of...eh you get the picture.
i'm also liking the the soundtrack for [two] which i have handpicked. it's starts with a bloc party, somewhere in the story the system [goes] of the down by some gorillaz that were eating some red hot chili peppers. and there's some coldplay in their too with other bands that i'm trying to work with the story.
REVIEW TIME!!!! hosted by yours truley! (that would be me, danny. danny martinez. well you know. whatever)
dirge of cerberus:final fantasy seven
let me start by saying this. the score i'm gonna give it is soley because its a ff7 spin off thats it!
who ever thought of this idea is really desperate for some new final fantasy content. we get this pile of semi-crap. the game works like this: you play as vincent valatine (who was a optional character in ff7) and you play three years from the original (two years after advent children.)which in paper sounds really cool but the story is so involed with itself. sometimes the other characters are talking and they don't care if vincent is there or not. the original story was emo before emo was emo. now this story is like a vain child looking at itself and saying that nobody would play with him because he so beautiful. the graphics are really nice and it's showing the ps2 age.
here's my pet peeve in the cgi scenes, vincent does really cool moves. impossible moves. gnarly moves. while your playing. you just shoot and punch. what the fuck. in my games i like to do combos. the targeting system makes gta's targeting system look like skinny star jones but we all know she's still stuffing her face with fried twinkies. (thats a bad analogy)DC:FF7 is a poor man's devil may cry. oh and there's some cait sith mini games. blah or is bah? i'm scared how the next spin-offs are gonna be. because the first spin off was great! and you who saw the movie know how cool it was. anyways the only reason people will play it. it's because its a ff7 spinoff other than that it's really depressing. i'm gonna go cut myself now.
i give dirge of cerberus: final fantasy VII, three emo kids cutting themselves out of five.
now let me recap. loney. man i am sounding a bit emo...time to hear some extreme emo music! time to rebuild the old band and have new songs out. i think the first song should be called corners of your bed by hearts to hate. the song will be about a robot that fell in love with a human. the robots name is data...that would be an intersting song.
well this babble is brought to you by danny martinez! and i'm signing off.
well this is bullshit...as many of you don't know i was gone for a while. it was a short time off of whatever i do as Danny. for those that ARE dieing to know where i went: i went to denver. denver colorado. you know the home of the real world: denver, denver house. the home of the coor's beer or is that golden? hmmm? anyways i was out and a bout in the rocky state. thinking in what i could do for a life time. you see i went to colorado for a wedding/family reunion...the worst of the kind. don't get me wrong (which is a song of the prentenders) i liked colorado. i like seeing cousins that are older than i am. let me tell you that all of them are older than 25 making me and my sis the babies of the entire (1st generation of cousins.) hearing stories about you is clever. it brings up memories.
after we came back, my parents and sister rested for a day. now parents had a plan that they would be leaving to phoenix shortly after we arrived from colorado. my sister was going to panic (at the disco) on how to get to school. then she decided to leave to phoenix as well. so i'm here alone...this time i'm a little bit better on standing on my own but yeah it sure beats last year. i don't know it seems alot better.
also mr. wizard died yesterday...now if i was more a science geek
and here are some pictures i found on the internet (by the help of the feed)...
also people (and i mean fans of arrested development) micheal cera (geogre micheal) has a movie coming out. many of you might know this but many of you might not know this.
go to http://www.clarkandmichael.com/ and enjoy.
i'm danny martinez signing off.