so today i just turned in a six page narritive essay titled

Good Fucking Ham!

and it opened with,

“You ever have that dream where, you're sitting there in curlers, you're having tea with the Queen, and she opens her throat and pours her tea back, and you pull out your gun and you bust her for drinking her tea wrong? You ever have that dream ( Read more... )

well i don't even know what to say about it,

http://imdb.com/title/tt0434020/

so last night i went to the hollywood cemetary to get drunk, smoke, and watch a movie "above and below the stars." this week was
Sullivan's Travels

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monday afternoon at twelve-thirty i start my first class ( Read more... )

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first the young ones and now little britain

this afternoon started shittty and leaving tommrow makes it worse.

hey, hey remember when my forearm was almost a completely seperate part of my body?

do ya?


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i hate my family. inever again want to see those jackasses ever again. scores and scores of jackasses.i hate this town.

ah god,
it's TUESDAY!

OH!YES!OH!TUESDAY!YES!