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[nevershagagreek]

I live in Chicago. I make good money. I own roughly 50 cashmere sweaters and a Tiffany pearl necklace. I drink martinis and live in a penthouse condo.

This is my brother. I don't know how. For extra fun, play "count the guns" in the background.

Comments

[metalmaiden]

lol... i friggin love you.

[nevershagagreek]

Are you guys at least of Italian heritage?? I can't picture a British Guido!

And ocngrats on the weight gain! ARe you still supplimenting?

[altamira16]

There is a picture of me with a similar background where I grew up.

[lindseylee21]

Perhaps they found you on the doorstep and you're not actually related? I about fell out of my chair when I read the "count the guns" bit!!!!

[nevershagagreek]

There are like 15 of them if you look carefully!