yeah my dad basically vanished years ago and my mom has turned away from drugs and on to fucking rich old men..life=ridiculous..but the jokes that come form it...sooo good
i like comic books... and they like me!nevershopMarch 3 2004, 02:34:16 UTC
im just happy to have a quiet moment in the otherwise horrible fucking miserable nightmare that is my family life.
but fuck those people. they wanna destroy me, then im just gonna keep moving farther away from them until i end up in the fucking north pole with all those overworked underpaid elves that the big fat white guy keeps locked up. ive been studying quenya (elvish) so i can rally all of them and we can overthrow his jolliness. then we ride out from the north pole to crush anyone else who likes destroying peoples lives just because they are bored.
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the good news is my mom is still in jail, and my dad vanished. so i dont have to talk to them anymore!!! HURRAY!!!!
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yeah my dad basically vanished years ago and my mom has turned away from drugs and on to fucking rich old men..life=ridiculous..but the jokes that come form it...sooo good
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but fuck those people. they wanna destroy me, then im just gonna keep moving farther away from them until i end up in the fucking north pole with all those overworked underpaid elves that the big fat white guy keeps locked up. ive been studying quenya (elvish) so i can rally all of them and we can overthrow his jolliness. then we ride out from the north pole to crush anyone else who likes destroying peoples lives just because they are bored.
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