...My peanut.
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Okay, so this movie was good. Better than the second one. There were some GREAT scenes, and other things that were not so great. But overall I liked it.
OMGILOVEPOTC3MARRYMEJACKSPARROW!
-Johnny Depp makes my LIFE. And to think that before this movie, I thought that ONE Jack Sparrow was enough: his twelve thousand and a half imaginary clones made me drool. Really bad.
-And the whole crazy whiteness was nuts.
-The plot was good. For the most part. It flowed fairly cleanly if you watched closely, and despite some things that could have be taken out (see bottom), it went well.
-It was FUNNY. And it didn't repeat funny lines from the first two films a hundred billion times to try to bring their success back. That was POTC2 that did that. And it didn't work. *thumbs up to the writers*
-Will/Elizabeth = <3. Pretty much got to see them making out several times, though mostly at inopportune moments. But whatever.
-Costumes and effects were amazing, as usual. The snow scene? Spantabulous. I FELT cold. <3
-Okay. Beckett scene was neato. Flying bits of ship and completely complacent expression...my gooooness.
-Rum jokes are funny again. Nice try, 2, but 3 wins.
-OMG SHIPWRECK COVE WAS BRILLIANT. I literally gasped when it came onscreen.
OMGPOTC3WASAWASTEOF9DOLLARSANDALMOST3HOURS!
-Okay. I need to get this answered. Why the HELL did Elizabeth have to take off her pants in the beginning of the movie? I still don't get this. Was it just the pirates being perverted, or did the director just want to show off her anorexic legs? (Sorry, Keira. Bad joke.)
-Umm...the Calypso thing? That was completely USELESS. It could have been entirely chopped out with absolutely no consequence at all. Besides, I liked Tia Dalma. And they had to go making her like...not REAL, in all technicality. *thumbs down to the writers*
-WTF. WHY DID NORRINGTON HAVE TO DIE?!?!? WWWWTTTTFFFF????
-It was GORY as all getout. Not kidding. Did we NEED to see some one getting shot in the forehead? No. Did we WANT to see Beckett's right-hand-man getting Davy Jones' tentacles slithering in through his mouth and out his nose? In his EYES? HELLZ NO PLZKTHX. And there was a lot of battle scenes.
-Okay. The whole Will thing pissed me off until the after-credits thingy. Then it was a bit better. But STILL. How much does that SUCK?
-Umm, nice job writing a new soundtrack, guys. *sob*
-Elizabeth Swann is really THAT desirable?? Honestly. She's kissed FOUR GUYS in the past 3 movies. WHOOOOORE. (Though technically one wasn't really her fault.) And they're using her as a bartering chip. Several times. And she almost got raped by Barbossa in POTC1. Uggh.
Did you KNOW?? Keira Knightly is only 22. Huh. We were just talking about that in AP Art today, so I thought I'd let you know.
Red Bulls wons last night against Chicago, 3-0. Jozy Altidore scored in the FIRST MINUTE, with Juan Pablo Angel (whom I am marrying like...tomorrow) scoring in the third and sixty-ninth minutes. *swoons*
Okay, so this movie was good. Better than the second one. There were some GREAT scenes, and other things that were not so great. But overall I liked it.
OMGILOVEPOTC3MARRYMEJACKSPARROW!
-Johnny Depp makes my LIFE. And to think that before this movie, I thought that ONE Jack Sparrow was enough: his twelve thousand and a half imaginary clones made me drool. Really bad.
-And the whole crazy whiteness was nuts.
-The plot was good. For the most part. It flowed fairly cleanly if you watched closely, and despite some things that could have be taken out (see bottom), it went well.
-It was FUNNY. And it didn't repeat funny lines from the first two films a hundred billion times to try to bring their success back. That was POTC2 that did that. And it didn't work. *thumbs up to the writers*
-Will/Elizabeth = <3. Pretty much got to see them making out several times, though mostly at inopportune moments. But whatever.
-Costumes and effects were amazing, as usual. The snow scene? Spantabulous. I FELT cold. <3
-Okay. Beckett scene was neato. Flying bits of ship and completely complacent expression...my gooooness.
-Rum jokes are funny again. Nice try, 2, but 3 wins.
-OMG SHIPWRECK COVE WAS BRILLIANT. I literally gasped when it came onscreen.
OMGPOTC3WASAWASTEOF9DOLLARSANDALMOST3HOURS!
-Okay. I need to get this answered. Why the HELL did Elizabeth have to take off her pants in the beginning of the movie? I still don't get this. Was it just the pirates being perverted, or did the director just want to show off her anorexic legs? (Sorry, Keira. Bad joke.)
-Umm...the Calypso thing? That was completely USELESS. It could have been entirely chopped out with absolutely no consequence at all. Besides, I liked Tia Dalma. And they had to go making her like...not REAL, in all technicality. *thumbs down to the writers*
-WTF. WHY DID NORRINGTON HAVE TO DIE?!?!? WWWWTTTTFFFF????
-It was GORY as all getout. Not kidding. Did we NEED to see some one getting shot in the forehead? No. Did we WANT to see Beckett's right-hand-man getting Davy Jones' tentacles slithering in through his mouth and out his nose? In his EYES? HELLZ NO PLZKTHX. And there was a lot of battle scenes.
-Okay. The whole Will thing pissed me off until the after-credits thingy. Then it was a bit better. But STILL. How much does that SUCK?
-Umm, nice job writing a new soundtrack, guys. *sob*
-Elizabeth Swann is really THAT desirable?? Honestly. She's kissed FOUR GUYS in the past 3 movies. WHOOOOORE. (Though technically one wasn't really her fault.) And they're using her as a bartering chip. Several times. And she almost got raped by Barbossa in POTC1. Uggh.
Did you KNOW?? Keira Knightly is only 22. Huh. We were just talking about that in AP Art today, so I thought I'd let you know.
Red Bulls wons last night against Chicago, 3-0. Jozy Altidore scored in the FIRST MINUTE, with Juan Pablo Angel (whom I am marrying like...tomorrow) scoring in the third and sixty-ninth minutes. *swoons*