Jealousy sucks.

I'll explain later.

P.S. If any of you think this is just about Sam, I will personally fuck-start your head.

Ok, I understand that there is a certain amount of humane treatment needed when dealing with animals. Keeping animals of any kind in squalid conditions should be avoided. However, PETA takes all of this way too far. My biggest problem is the way they go about their protests. "Well, if it disturbs you then it has done its job." Horseshit. It ( Read more... )

And that's not for self-stimulation. A friend of mine, I'll call him "Chuck," sent me a few video links the other day. Most were benign, humorous clips and whatnot. The last was a decently long porn clip. It got me thinking about how absolutely hilarious porn is to watch ( Read more... )

1) Romantic fairy-tales Rule!
2) No, I don't need to make excuses for myself regarding that last statement.

P.S. I LOVED this movie. That is all.

Howls of Laughter

Granted, it's in September but I've already booked the tickets for the flight ( Read more... )

To say how incredibly fucking cool Iron Man is. Holy shit! I just went to see it with my brother and, Oh My God, it is probably the best superhero movie of this latest crop in that last few years. Robert Downey Jr. was a perfect pick for Tony Stark, and the suit, fucking beautiful. And the story actually made sense ( Read more... )

Pulling out of the place I'm moving to in August, Sarah started to shudder again. The check engine light came on, I got the same rotten egg smell, and the engine sound was the same; at least one of Sarah's pistons is misfiring... again ( Read more... )

Motherfucking, goddamned, two-tongued, two-faced, high-horse, Christian, bible-thumping, shit-smelling fuckheads ( Read more... )

One of the parts of my "5-year plan" was to get my MCSE (Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer) certification. I've been twiddling my thumbs about it, studying hard at times and other times putting it off. Well, my boss just gave me the biggest incentive to get it in the world. The catch: I need to get it by the end of June ( Read more... )