Cure of champions

[neveryourmask]

I've just been through one of the most severe but short lived colds ever. I rarely medicate for anything -- taking aspirin or cough syrup or putting a band aid on a bleeding laceration tend to be the last things on my mind when my health takes a turn, generally figuring I'll battle through it on my own for some unnecessary reason, like how Nicholas

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[notgarystu]

This is good advice, but a former co-worker had advice for getting through a cold in a single night.

First, buy lots of Theraflu. Then buy whiskey. Then buy garlic. Chop up garlic, mix with Theraflu, down all the whiskey and Theraflu, go to bed and sweat yourself into a coma, wake up and YOU WILL BE HEALED MY CHILD.

(I've never tried it, because I obviously don't want to die, but he swore by this magical cure.)

[neveryourmask]

Or maybe it's just that the hangover masks the sickness.

Which I feel is a valid remedy.

[madamjuggernaut]

@_@

[sonelle]

I will have to try this remedy next time the spawn brings home god knows what from school.

[cottonandice]

I need some fucking codeine. This cold is kicking my ass. I swear to God, I don't know how I managed to pick up a cold at the same time as you. No one else I've been around has taken ill. Fuckers.

P.S. The icon is not directed at your remedy, but rather at the bitches that did not get sick.