how many faggots does it take to get a pussy down?

Jun 15, 2004 13:57

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handsaway June 15 2004, 14:21:32 UTC
Drastic times call for drastic measures. Light a fire and smoke it out...or, better yet, run a hose up there and flood the bastard out. There's no way those plans can go wrong.
::queue I Love Lucy theme song::

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neveurotic June 15 2004, 15:05:21 UTC
fucking brilliant.

my other thought was to release a rabid leashed ferret up there. i'm not sure exactly what it would accomplish, but I for one think it'd be worth it.

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boigrlwonder June 15 2004, 15:06:46 UTC
good luck with that pussy, friend. maybe you should call in the experts? one of you must know a dyke you can call...

oh, and i'm coming to your show on friday! and bringing my girlfriend and a couple other friends from school. i'm really looking forward to finally getting to see y'all strut your stuff!

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neveurotic June 15 2004, 15:39:10 UTC
i think we're calling in the butchest guy we know to take care of the problem.

hooray! i'm excited to see you at our show. finally!

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phrases June 15 2004, 15:39:18 UTC

anyone have a small ill-tempered cat-chasing dog you could let loose up there?

shit, dude... I'LL climb up there and grab it, if you give me a pair of gloves.

also: you need help with the show, right? i don't have much experience with video cameras and i'm afraid i'll fuck it up, but i'll ask around... need any other kind of help? what time is the show/when would i need to be there, etc?

good luck with your wild pussy problem.

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neveurotic June 15 2004, 15:49:19 UTC
we do have a small ill-tempered dog, but i don't know how efficient shorty would be at getting the thing down.

as for show help, i know that we need a camera person; i'm not sure about anything else, although if you can find someone else to do the camera, I'm sure we can put you to work. The camera will be on a tripod and up above the entrance, so the camera person will be far enough above and back that the taping job will be super easy.

but i understand if you want to pass off that duty.

we will be starting the load-in at nocturnal at 10 am on friday; rehearsal begins around 2 pm. we'll need everyone to the space (this includes stagehands and camera operator) by 1:30, so that everyone can be present for dress rehearsal. we need the video-er there so they know the basic flow of the show, and if that ends up not being you, we'll need to figure out what we can do with you.

i hope that all makes sense. does that jive with you?

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phrases June 15 2004, 16:39:10 UTC

oh, well if the camera's on a tripod and such... that's fine. i'm your man! see you at 1:30pm on friday.

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neveurotic June 15 2004, 17:14:51 UTC
rock!

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deadjean June 24 2004, 08:38:59 UTC
what are you doing this saturday? want to see a fabulous band called helio sequence with me for free at the crystal ballroom?

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