Be On The Lookout...
So I guess they are close to figuring out who did this. It's too bad that it seems the police are pursuing this like a criminal case. The person is my latest hero, the authorities should be seeking them only to issue some sort of commendation.If I was to come across the culprit, I would buy them a beer. Possibly even a fancy beer, even if I was just getting a Schaefer. I speed up whenever I see a Yalie jaywalker, but they always scurry away quickly, like the clueless cockroaches they are. I really need a faster car. This is some good old fashioned real-life education.